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Gossip Girl S03E10: The Play Is The Huh?

Obviously, this show has become ridiculous. It used to be about students at an elite private high school, their social and sexual manipulations, and handbags or whatever. That made sense. It had an internal logic to it. What is this...  CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL S03E10: THE PLAY IS THE HUH?»

Posted on November 17, 2009 in (23 comments)
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Gossip Girl S03E09: That's Your Threesome

"Have you been so busy that you've forgotten what time of year it is?" Gossip Girl asks at the top of the episode. Uh, no? No, I have not. It is fall. It is a week and a half after...  CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL S03E09: THAT'S YOUR THREESOME»

Posted on November 10, 2009 in (28 comments)
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Gossip Girl S03E08: Vote Or Die Or Just Die

At the end of this week's episode, they showed the teaser for next week's episode, and it is going to feature a threesome? Perfect. They should use this show in junior high school classrooms, to teach children about life. But...  CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL S03E08: VOTE OR DIE OR JUST DIE»

Posted on November 3, 2009 in (22 comments)
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Gossip Girl S03E07: I'm Dreaming Of A White Halloween

It's Halloween, and you know what that means: Kiss pumpkins! Wait, what? The episode opens with Rufus carving an entire series of Kiss pumpkins. WHY DON'T YOU FOCUS ON RAISING YOUR CHILDREN, RUFUS? Later, Rufus will dress up like the...  CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL S03E07: I'M DREAMING OF A WHITE HALLOWEEN»

Posted on October 27, 2009 in (31 comments)
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Gossip Girl S03E06: Chuck Bass Is Blah-Curious

Blair has a bad dream based on All About Eve. Sure she does. It's 2009, it just makes sense that a college freshman would have a dream in which she is the Bette Davis character in a 60 year old...  CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL S03E06: CHUCK BASS IS BLAH-CURIOUS»

Posted on October 20, 2009 in (20 comments)
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Gossip Girl: Children Take Their Scotch Neat, You Know That

Blair, who uses gloves to turn dormitory door knobs (of course she does), walks in on Dan and Georgina up in each other's gutz. CAUGHT! Dan is like "I was just in here to get a book called Our Bodies...  CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: CHILDREN TAKE THEIR SCOTCH NEAT, YOU KNOW THAT»

Posted on September 29, 2009 in (19 comments)
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