Jessica Alba is really hot. Kind of. I mean, she is. In her face. But the more you learn about her, the less hot she seems. For one thing, she's not very good at acting, which is her job. And... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: HONEY»
Posted on October 19, 2009 in
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Tags: Dancing | Ginuwine | Hip Hop | Honey | Jadakiss | Jessica Alba | Mekhi Phifer | Missy Elliott | Tweet
Jessica Alba is in discussions to join the third installment in the Meet the Parents series. Now, the most important thing, of course, is that there is going to be A THIRD INSTALLMENT IN THE MEET THE PARENTS SERIES. Thank... CONTINUE READING WHAT SHOULD JESSICA ALBA'S AWKWARD MEET THE FOCKERS NAME BE?»
Posted on September 30, 2009 in
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Tags: Ben Stiller | Jessica Alba | Meet The Fockers | Meet The Parents | Robert DeNiro
Valentine's Day is a romantic comedy about Valentine's Day, coming out next Valentine's Day. It's actually kind of weird that it will not be until the year 2010 that someone makes a romantic comedy about Valentine's Day called Valentine's Day... CONTINUE READING THE VALENTINE'S DAY TRAILER MAY SURPRISE YOU»
Posted on September 18, 2009 in
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Tags: Anne Hathaway | Ashton Kutcher | Bradley Cooper | Emma Roberts | Eric Dane | Jennifer Garner | Jessica Alba | Jessica Biel | Julia Roberts | Patrick Dempsey | Topher Grace | Valentine's Day
Jessica Alba stood in a business plaza in downtown Chicago dressed in cargo pants and a bikini top holding a burlap sack. She wore a baseball hat pulled down low and sunglasses to be "incognito," which was a word she... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: JESSICA ALBA SAVES THE GREAT WHITE SHARKS»
Posted on June 11, 2009 in
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Tags: Death Cab For Cutie | Jessica Alba | Sharks
According to TMZ, Jessica Alba is in some trouble because some photos have surfaced of her putting up shark posters? Around Oklahoma City? Late at night? To increase awareness about great white sharks? Because that's something that Oklahoma City knows... CONTINUE READING JESSICA ALBA LIVES EVERY WEEK LIKE IT'S SHARK WEEK»
Posted on June 9, 2009 in
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Tags: Idiocracy | Jessica Alba | Sharks
Last night's special SuperBowl episode of The Office was typically-for-this-season medium-funny, but the subplot that involved Pam, Jim, and Andy watching a pirated upcoming movie, "Mrs. Albert Hannaday" starring Jack Black, Jessica Alba (barely), and comedy's current favorite old lady... CONTINUE READING THE OFFICE: JUST THE MRS. ALBERT HANNADAY PARTS»
Posted on February 2, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Cloris Leachman | Jack Black | Jessica Alba | The Office
Jessica Alba has finally broken her legendary silence via her MySpace blog, and she wants to clear some things up, you guys: I want to clear some things up that have been bothering me lately. I find it depressing that... CONTINUE READING JESSICA ALBA TAKES BILL O'REILLY TO WORLD WAR II SCHOOL KIND OF BUT ALSO NOT REALLY»
Posted on January 28, 2009 in
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Tags: Bill O'Reilly | Jessica Alba
Yesterday, I posited that a print ad featuring Jessica Alba in a Hannibal Lecter mask in an effort to encourage voter registration was the scientifically proven least effective means of political activism. I WAS SO WRONG. This VIDEO featuring Jessica... CONTINUE READING JESSICA ALBA WANTS YOU TO VOTE, SUPPOSEDLY, MAYBE, IT'S KIND OF HARD TO TELL»
Posted on October 3, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Election 2008 | Hayden Panettiere | Jessica Alba | Tristan Wilds
In this Certified Random YouTube clip, a bearded man wishes "congradulations" to Jessica Alba and Cash Warren on the birth this weekend of their daughter, Honor Marie. At first it seems like this guy lost a bet with some particularly... CONTINUE READING WTF, YOUTUBE?: RANDOM GROWN MAN WISHES JESSICA ALBA CONGRATULATIONS»
Posted on June 10, 2008 in
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Tags: Jessica Alba | Zach Galifianakis
Jessica Alba, the actress most famous for [Ed. Note: FIND A REASON JESSICA ALBA IS FAMOUS] married the father of her gestating child, Cash Warren, in a quiet, private ceremony this weekend. They met on the set of The Fantastic... CONTINUE READING EXCLUSIVE: JESSICA ALBA AND CASH WARREN'S WEDDING GIFT REGISTRY»
Posted on May 21, 2008 in
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Tags: Cash Warren | Jessica Alba
In order to help promote her boyfriend Cash Warren's new startup venture, IBeatYou, Jessica Alba is competing in an online staring competition? And wins? (via People) This offers so many more questions than answers. The most important question being, of... CONTINUE READING CASH GETS IN JESSICA ALBA'S EYES»
Posted on May 9, 2008 in
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Tags: Cash Warren | Celebrities | Jessica Alba | The Internet
