Is it just me, or does the video for "Empire State of Mind" seem like those American Express ads from a couple of years ago? Low APR is the gulliest!... CONTINUE READING WHAT'S IN JAY-Z'S WALLET?»
Posted on November 2, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Alicia Keys | American Express | C.R.E.A.M. | Jay-Z | New York | The Decemberists
So, you may or may not have noticed on Sunday that a child ran up on stage during Jay-Z's and Alicia Keys's performance of "Empire State of Mind." That tiny, tiny creature was Lil Mama. And today, she has... CONTINUE READING DID THE MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS HAND OUT STUPID PILLS?»
Posted on September 16, 2009 in Awards, Bad Idea Jeans
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Tags: Alicia Keys | Jay-Z | Lil Mama | MTV Video Music Awards
No matter how bad things get in one's life, there is always the held-out hope that they will eventually get better. We all dutifully push our own shopping cart through the falling ash as we carry our personal fire to... CONTINUE READING THE JAY LENO SHOW IS AWFUL»
Posted on September 15, 2009 in Hate-Watching, Late Night, New TV Shows
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Tags: Barack Obama | Jay Leno | Jay-Z | Jerry Seinfeld | Kanye West | Oprah | Rihanna | The Jay Leno Show | Yuck
In the Revolution (or the Apocalypse) it is impossible to tell how things are going to shake out. No one realizes what they are capable of until that realization is forced upon them. Are you a leader, or a... CONTINUE READING JAY-Z RUNS THIS TOWN (WITH THE HELP OF HIS AIDES, RIHANNA AND KANYE WEST)»
Posted on August 20, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Daft Punk | Jay-Z | Kanye West | Rihanna
"Death of Autotune" video, you guys. Aw, poor Jay-Z! Don't get me wrong, Jay-Z is an Old God, wandering the Earth because he got bored in HEAVEN. But this video could double as a documentary about the loneliest day! He... CONTINUE READING JAY-Z NEEDS TO GET OUT MORE»
Posted on June 29, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Harvey Keitel | Jay-Z
This is making the rounds today. I might be the only person who doesn't like it. That's OK. I don't have to love everything (because of how usually I love everything). Besides, fake rap is fake rap and it... CONTINUE READING COOKIE MONSTER HAS 99 PROBLEMS BUT A COOKIE IS NOT ONE OF THEM»
Posted on February 5, 2009 in Viral Video
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Tags: Cookie Monster | Jay-Z | Mash Ups | Muppets
Bill O'Reilly and Dennis Miller recap the inauguration (with a focus on Jay Z and "Little Jeezy") and they're so old and emasculated and unintentionally funny because they think they're still powerful. This is the first time Bill O'Reilly has... CONTINUE READING THE COMEDY TEAM OF BILL O'REILLY AND DENNIS MILLER»
Posted on January 22, 2009 in The News
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Tags: Barack Obama | Bill O'Reilly | Dennis Miller | Jay-Z | Ted Leo
Whoa. When did Jay-Z become Professor of Voting Rights at Know-It-All U? Also is that MGMT's "Time to Pretend" playing really faintly near the end? (EASTER EGG FOR THE SUPERFANS!)... CONTINUE READING I'VE GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT SUSPICIOUS INTERFERENCE WITH MY RIGHT TO PLACE A NON-PROVISIONAL BALLOT AIN'T ONE»
Posted on October 17, 2008 in Music Related Content, Politics
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Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | Jay-Z | Voting
I can understand why maybe the international community wasn't fired up about the news that Ed McMahon was going to be producing fake raps for FreeCreditReport.com. It didn't seem like it would affect many people outside the U.S. and we've... CONTINUE READING THE END FAKE RAP MOVEMENT: GLOBAL OUTREACH»
Posted on October 9, 2008 in Backlashes, Music Related Content
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Tags: Ban Ki Moon | Bonnaroo | Coachella | David Byrne | Fake Rap | Jay-Z | Petition | United Nations
If there's one thing I've learned about beautiful, sophisticated women, it's that they love rolling around in the bed with dirty laundry to pass the time. They just check the voicemail messages on their LAND LINE ANSWERING MACHINE real... CONTINUE READING JAY-Z MAKES HIS OWN BRAND OF AXE BODYSPRAY»
Posted on October 7, 2008 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Coachella | Jay-Z | Rocawear 9IX
This is what everybody seemed to be talking about all weekend so here goes: Oh hey, did you hear that Amy Winehouse punched a fan while performing at the Glastonbury music festival and there's video of it? And did you... CONTINUE READING THE AMY WINEHOUSE AND JAY Z LIVE VIDEOS PEOPLE ARE DISCUSSING AT BARBEQUES»
Posted on June 30, 2008 in Feuds, Music Related Content
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Tags: Amy Winehouse | Jay-Z
Fan made music videos featuring The Sims aren't exactly new. Electronic Arts kind of blew the lid off of the underground nerd hobby last spring when they had Lilly Allen make a video for "Smile" in which she sang the... CONTINUE READING THE ULTIMATE ARGUMENT SETTLER: THE 10 BEST FAN MADE HIP HOP VIDEOS WITH SIMS OF ALL TIME»
Posted on June 25, 2008 in Music Related Content, The Ultimate Argument Settler, Viral Video
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Tags: 50 Cent | Beyoncé | Jay-Z | Justin Timberlake | Lil Mama | Lil Wayne | M.I.A. | Nerds | Outkast | R. Kelly | Rihanna | Sims | UGK | Usher
The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...
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Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...
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Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
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