I know that there is still some confusion about how The Hunt works, as evidenced by numerous comments each week, and I suppose that I am doomed to keep explaining the rules, ))((, since we will inevitably have new readers... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: CRANK»
Posted on June 29, 2009 in The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
(185 comments)
Tags: Amy Smart | Crank | Jason Statham
Do you like this poster? Do you? It's OK if you do. Just say that you like this poster. Just say, "when I see this poster, I am intrigued and want to know more." Is that a movie poster? (That's... CONTINUE READING IF YOU LIKE THIS POSTER, HERE ARE SOME OTHER THINGS YOU MIGHT LIKE»
Posted on May 15, 2009 in Movie Posters
(42 comments)
Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger | Jason Statham | Mickey Rourke | Sylvester Stallone | The Expendables
Noted Jason Statham fan and the best comedian Patton Oswalt wrote a funny and touching blog post last night, explaining why he wasn't part of the Crank 2: High Voltage comedian twitter party last Thursday. He was having a baby... CONTINUE READING PATTON OSWALT'S NEW BABY VS CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE»
Posted on April 23, 2009 in Stand Up Comedy
(6 comments)
Tags: Babies | Crank 2 | Jason Statham | Patton Oswalt
LOL. Lots Of Love. OK. That is not a very good tagline. Especially for a movie that pretends like it's about to excitetrocute your brain with funtricity. But surely they could have come up with an even worse Crank... CONTINUE READING SURELY THERE IS AN EVEN WORSE CRANK 2 TAGLINE»
Posted on April 7, 2009 in Citizen Marketing, Movie Posters
(28 comments)
Tags: Crank 2 | Jason Statham
Trailer for Crank 2, you guys: Obviously, this movie is insane. It's a clear expression of how difficult it's becoming to raise the stakes in a genre that's gone off the rails. The now-virtually-impossible goal of showing audiences something they've... CONTINUE READING CRANK 2 IS JUST FUCKING WITH US NOW»
Posted on February 24, 2009 in Trailer
(14 comments)
Tags: Crank 2 | Jason Statham | Megan Fox | of Montreal
I know the trailer for Death Race has been floating around for a couple days, so I'm sorry if this is old news to you, but even if it is, you will probably want to watch it again because it's... CONTINUE READING DEATH RACE FOR THE WIN»
Posted on June 18, 2008 in Trailer
(6 comments)
Tags: Death Race | Jason Statham | Joan Allen
Transporter 3 trailer, you guys: (via Film Drunk) The rules are the same, except for one: this time he has to wear a bracelet. It doesn't seem like the bracelet is getting in the way of KICKING ALL THE BUTTS.... CONTINUE READING JASON STATHAM IS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH KICKING YOUR ASS»
Posted on June 11, 2008 in Trailer
(2 comments)
Tags: Jason Statham | Transporter 3
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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