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The Creepy "Pretty Woman" Guy Is The Roman Polanski Of YouTube?

Remember this guy? Goosebumps! I've got goosebumps all over! And I'm vomiting! Now, we learned months ago that there is no such thing as a free laugh on the Internet. So almost as quickly as we discovered the creepy old...  CONTINUE READING THE CREEPY "PRETTY WOMAN" GUY IS THE ROMAN POLANSKI OF YOUTUBE?»

Posted on October 26, 2009 in , , (38 comments)
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You Can Make It Up: Roman Polanski Builds A Time Machine

Roman Polanski paced his Swiss jail cell, where he had been placed on decades old warrants related to the 1977 charges of raping and drugging a 13-year-old girl. For weeks he had carefully dug a hole into the soft clay...  CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: ROMAN POLANSKI BUILDS A TIME MACHINE»

Posted on October 1, 2009 in (102 comments)
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NSFW: Right, Yes, A Twilight Dildo, Of Course

A company called Tantus has made a dildo for Twilight enthusiasts (a dildo for children, basically?). It is called The Vamp. Of course, they can't say that it is a Twilight-themed dildo because of FASCIST COPYRIGHT LAWS. So they have...  CONTINUE READING NSFW: RIGHT, YES, A TWILIGHT DILDO, OF COURSE»

Posted on August 20, 2009 in , , (51 comments)
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R. Kelly Made Keri Hilson A Chocohollic

"Number One" video, you guys (SPOILER ALERT: R. Kelly likes sex): I have no idea why R. Kelly isn't in jail. And I'm not talking about the make believe Haha Jail where we put the world's Paltrows and the Heigls....  CONTINUE READING R. KELLY MADE KERI HILSON A CHOCOHOLLIC»

Posted on August 18, 2009 in (24 comments)
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Duh Aficionado Magazine: Michael Bay Belongs In Jail

For so many reasons. But also for this reason: Megan Fox tells the story of their first meeting (via FilmDrunk): The first time I ever met him, I was 15, and I was an extra on Bad Boys 2. We...  CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: MICHAEL BAY BELONGS IN JAIL»

Posted on July 13, 2009 in (42 comments)
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Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.

You Can Make It Up: People Tell Carrie Prejean What An Asshole She Is

Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...

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After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.

The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: In The Land Of The Women

If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...

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This week's five highest rated comments as voted on by you, the lowest rated comment as voted on by you, and the editor's choice.

Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments

I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...

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Blogging about TV and movies isn't all fun and videogames. Every week, Lindsay or Gabe will be presented with a physical or mental challenge that tests their bravery,patience, and taste.

Double Dog: I Took A TV Bus Tour Alone In A "Just Jack" Tshirt

The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...

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Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.

The Videogum Movie Club: 2012

Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....

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