As you know, a remake of The Karate Kid is currently in production, because your childhood is meaningless, and Will Smith's son Jaden needs a new pair of diamond aquasocks. Obviously, a remake of The Karate Kid starring Jaden Smith... CONTINUE READING SURELY WE CAN MAKE THE KARATE KID REMAKE EVEN WORSE»
Posted on May 6, 2009 in Remakes And Spinoffs
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Tags: Jaden Smith | Karate Kid
It was the end of a grueling morning of shooting. Both Jackie and Jaden had received 6AM call times, and by lunch, Jackie was slumped over his craft services tray, barely able to enjoy his foie-gras blinis and uni burgers... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: JACKIE CHAN AND JADEN SMITH ON THE SET OF THE KARATE KID REMAKE»
Posted on January 15, 2009 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Jackie Chan | Jaden Smith | Karate Kid | Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Twilight | Vampires
I read on the internet today that Hollywood is going to remake the Elia Kazan classic East of Eden, and that the guy who directed John Adams is going to direct it. Whoops. That sounds like a terrible idea.... CONTINUE READING HEY HOLLYWOOD, HOW ABOUT YOU DON'T REMAKE EAST OF EDEN»
Posted on January 14, 2009 in Backlashes, Bad Idea Jeans, Everyone's A Critic
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Tags: East Of Eden | Hollywood | Jaden Smith | James Dean | Remakes | Tom Hooper
In destroying-the-golden-nostalgic-remnants-of-your-childhood news today, they're remaking The Karate Kid. And not only are they casting Jaden Smith as Daniel, they're writing the movie for him. Perfect. Love that kid (do not love that kid). From Variety: Columbia Pictures is back... CONTINUE READING THIS ISN'T YOUR DAD'S THE KARATE KID»
Posted on November 11, 2008 in What America Wants
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Tags: Jaden Smith | The Karate Kid
The trailer for the remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still starring Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Connelly, and Will Smith's kid has hit the internet. Staring contests are so popular right now, so this makes sense: Seeing Will Smith's kid... CONTINUE READING THE DAY KEANU'S FACE STOOD STILL BECAUSE HE WAS STARING MEANINGFULLY»
Posted on July 3, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Jaden Smith | Jennifer Connelly | Keanu Reeves | The Day The Earth Stood Still | Will Smith
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