Look, I don't really care about Trent Reznor or Nine Inch Nails, but I respect that people do care about that stuff. You want to fuck Trent Reznor like an animal, or whatever. He's the whole reason you got into... CONTINUE READING TRENT REZNOR LOVES HAVING FUN AND WORKING ON COOL STUFF»
Posted on October 22, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans, Music Related Content
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Tags: Fringe | JJ Abrams | Nine Inch Nails | Trent Reznor
Oh Fringe, with your almost insultingly ridiculous pseudo-science nonsense, your Canal Street X-Files knock-off mysteries, and your constant chase scenes. I gave up on you a long time ago. But secretly I did not give up on you! Fringe, I... CONTINUE READING HAHA, NICE TRY, FRINGE!»
Posted on July 15, 2009 in Viral Marketing
(26 comments)
Tags: All Star Game | Fringe | JJ Abrams | X-Files
Earlier this month, when Air France flight 447 disappeared off the coast of Brazil, it was a horrific tragedy. Total nightmare fuel. The fact that an airplane carrying 228 people who were now undoubtedly dead bore very mild resemblance to... CONTINUE READING THREE WEEKS LATER AND AIR FRANCE FLIGHT 447 STILL RESEMBLES OCEANIC FLIGHT 815»
Posted on June 23, 2009 in Creepy
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Tags: Air France | Genuine Tragedy | Horror Survival | JJ Abrams | Lost
Gizmodo compares the the size of the new Starship Enterprise from JJ Abrams Star Trek (probably the best movie ever made, basically*) to the previous Enterprise, as well as other spaceships in sci-fi movie/TV history. It makes for a fun... CONTINUE READING A FUN STAR TREK TEST»
Posted on May 15, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Battlestar Galactica | JJ Abrams | Nerds | Star Trek
OK, I lied. I said that I was going to stop watching Fringe, but I have not stopped watching Fringe. I have only stopped writing about it. Not that I don't wish every week that I was able to quit... CONTINUE READING WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE FRINGE FINALE»
Posted on May 14, 2009 in Hate-Watching
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Tags: Fringe | JJ Abrams
OK, I lied. I said that I was going to stop watching Fringe, but I have not stopped watching Fringe. I have only stopped writing about it. Not that I don't wish every week that I was able to quit... CONTINUE READING WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE FRINGE FINALE»
Posted on May 14, 2009 in Hate-Watching
(39 comments)
Tags: Fringe | JJ Abrams
OK, I lied. I said that I was going to stop watching Fringe, but I have not stopped watching Fringe. I have only stopped writing about it. Not that I don't wish every week that I was able to quit... CONTINUE READING WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE FRINGE FINALE»
Posted on May 14, 2009 in Hate-Watching
(39 comments)
Tags: Fringe | JJ Abrams
OK, I lied. I said that I was going to stop watching Fringe, but I have not stopped watching Fringe. I have only stopped writing about it. Not that I don't wish every week that I was able to quit... CONTINUE READING WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE FRINGE FINALE»
Posted on May 14, 2009 in Hate-Watching
(39 comments)
Tags: Fringe | JJ Abrams
Whuuuuuuuuuuuuut?! First thing's first, as they say in sports: nothin' but SPOILERS. So, Jacob. He is real, and he is pretty cool. Even back in the 1600s he talks like a normal dude. One imagines that when that giant sailing... CONTINUE READING LOST: SEASON FINALE»
Posted on May 14, 2009 in Love-Watching
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Tags: Carlton Cuse | Damon Lindelof | JJ Abrams | Lost
Obviously, I don't care about the Star Trek franchise. No one does. I mean, supposedly lots of people care about it, some of them caring about it too much even, but I don't know any of them. And I don't... CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM MOVIE CLUB: STAR TREK»
Posted on May 11, 2009 in The Videogum Movie Club
(98 comments)
Tags: Chris Pine | Eric Bana | JJ Abrams | John Cho | Leonard Nimoy | Simon Pegg | Star Trek | Zachary Quinto
Well, now that we've put Fringe in the ground, how about a trailer for Lost? SPOOKY COMPASS! Man, there's really nothing here. We've given this show too much power in the relationship. It's taking us for granted. Most of this... CONTINUE READING LOST TEASER TRAILER, YOU GUYS»
Posted on November 12, 2008 in Trailer, Wait For It..., What America Wants
(2 comments)
Tags: JJ Abrams | Johnny Depp | Lost | Tim Burton | Vampire Weekend
I think we're done here. You had your chance. Perhaps you would like to know where you went wrong. OK, let me tell you: A show's characters should NOT be constructed like a high school term paper. Once you've established... CONTINUE READING GOODBYE, FRINGE»
Posted on November 12, 2008 in Everyone's A Critic
(11 comments)
Tags: Comic-Con | Fringe | JJ Abrams | Twilight | Vampire Weekend
Fringe has a few problems, actually. For one, it's completely devoid of any emotional impact. That's not completely unexpected in a show that deals primarily in the paranormal, but even X-Files, Fringe's closest reference point in recent history, had the... CONTINUE READING HERE'S THE PROBLEM WITH FRINGE»
Posted on October 15, 2008 in Everyone's A Critic
(12 comments)
Tags: Fringe | JJ Abrams
Fringe has been picked up for a second season. That's right, 22 new dead end mysteries to never solve and heavy handed examples of Walter Bishop's eccentricity. Congratulations, J.J. Abrams. You'll finally be able to afford that underwater helipad you've... CONTINUE READING IT'S LIKE LOST, BUT SOMEHOW LESS PROBABLE»
Posted on October 2, 2008 in What America Wants
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Tags: Fringe | JJ Abrams
On last night's Fringe there was a vibrating metallic object (that's what she said) and a machine that allowed you to read people's thoughts, but most importantly there was a weird bald guy. Who is that weird bald guy? What's... CONTINUE READING FRINGE FINALLY INTRODUCES ITS CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN»
Posted on October 1, 2008
(8 comments)
Tags: Fringe | JJ Abrams | X-Files
This week's Fringe opened in a motel room, where a man and a woman who clearly don't know each other have just done sex. The man excuses himself to go to the bathroom where he opens a bag full of... CONTINUE READING FRINGE: SOMEONE IN THE WRITERS' ROOM SAW A DOCUMENTARY ON PROGERIA»
Posted on September 17, 2008 in New TV Shows
(4 comments)
Tags: Fringe | JJ Abrams
The big "green lit project announcement that everyone's writing about but won't actually be a movie until 2012 if it even gets made so maybe we should all relax" news today is about JJ Abrams's purchase of a New York... CONTINUE READING SPOILER ALERT: IT TURNS OUT IT WAS RICH PEOPLE ALL ALONG»
Posted on June 18, 2008 in Wait For It...
(0 comments)
Tags: JJ Abrams | Spooky Apartment
I just made that up. Sorry. But now that I think about it, you just KNOW that someone from JJ Abrams' camp has "reached out" to the world's most famous former teacher/rapist / student/victim couple about appearing in Hot For... CONTINUE READING JJ ABRAMS' HOT FOR TEACHER TO FEATURE A CAMEO BY MARY KAY LETOURNEAU»
Posted on April 25, 2008 in Oh, Yuck!
(0 comments)
Tags: Hot For Teacher | JJ Abrams | Lies | Mary Kay Letourneau | Van Halen
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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