Never. How much is a page cost? Where do you turn the key? Is there a safety-harness? Now I am Interneting! These things are the best, and due to the frantic, rapid-paced-evolution of the Internet, we will have an endless... CONTINUE READING OLD VIDEOS EXPLAINING HOW TO USE AN INTERNET THAT NO LONGER EXISTS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY»
Posted on October 21, 2009 in
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Tags: Children | Cool Dudes | Internet 1.0 | The Flaming Lips
Showtime has made the unusual decision to put the season premieres of Dexter and Californication on-line for free, without even making you sign into a social networking website or anything. You should watch them now if you want, because the... CONTINUE READING TV ON THE INTERNET FOR FREE? IT MUST BE 3009!»
Posted on September 30, 2009 in
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Tags: Californication | David Duchovny | Dexter | Internet 1.0 | Michael C. Hall | Showtime
Look, the Internet is basically the caternet. We know that. In the future, there won't be an infinite number of websites appealing to every niche of the human world. There will just be one website. And it will be a... CONTINUE READING HOW IS IT THAT EVERY CAT ON THE INTERNET IS CUTE?»
Posted on September 3, 2009 in
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Tags: Cats | Internet 1.0
Advertising Executive 1: Jackie Chan does kung fu while riding a Segway through "the Cyber-World." Advertising Executive 2: You're a genius, Draper.... CONTINUE READING JACKIE CHAN DOES ALL HIS OWN SELLING OUT»
Posted on July 29, 2009 in
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Tags: Eugene Kaspersky | Internet 1.0 | Jackie Chan | Kung Fu | Segway Scooter
Well, this is terrifying. So, I guess the new iPhone has a video camera on it? I wouldn't know, I have an OLD iPhone. Boo hoo. These guys know what I'm talking about. Anyway, now that the new iPhones have... CONTINUE READING HOW I DIDN'T BOTHER TO MEET YOUR MOTHER»
Posted on July 23, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Apple | Future | Internet 1.0 | iPhone
You guys, this is one of those weeks. Woof. Maybe it's just me, but the Lawnmower Man feels painfully slow. Hello? IS MCFLY AT HOME HELLO? Personally, I don't like when blogs get too self-knowing and talk about the art... CONTINUE READING INTERNET DONE BURNED ME AGAIN»
Posted on July 15, 2009 in
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Tags: Dancing | Internet 1.0 | Kids | Positive Mental Attitude
One of the editors of Videogum (NO SPOILERS) will be moderating a panel discussion on web videos (appropriate) tomorrow night at 8PM. Panelists will include Michelle Collins, Julie Klausner, and Streeter Seidell. Tickets available here.... CONTINUE READING COME TO THE 92ND STREET Y IN TRIBECA TOMORROW NIGHT»
Posted on March 10, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Internet 1.0 | Panel Discussions
Date: March 2nd Time: 11AM Location: The View Coffee Table Source: BuzzFeed.com Description: In a segment on how incredibly old she is, Host (Barbara Walters) provides the TWSS by accidentally referring to MySpace as MyFace. Co-Host (Joy Behar) acknowledges TWSS... CONTINUE READING THE TWSS ARCHIVES: THE VIEW'S MYFACE MOMENT»
Posted on March 2, 2009 in
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Tags: Barbara Walters | Internet 1.0 | Joy Behar | Old Age | The View
Reuters reports today that Brad Pitt is now the most dangerous celebrity to search for on the internet. The Hollywood hearthrob Brad Pitt has overtaken Paris Hilton as the most dangerous celebrity to search for in cyberpace, according to the... CONTINUE READING BRAD PITT IS THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON TO GOOGLE IF YOU ARE RIDICULOUS»
Posted on September 17, 2008 in
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Tags: Brad Pitt | Internet 1.0
Everyone's favorite Web 1.5 Mexican wrestler-boxer email correspondent on-line flash cartoon, Strong Bad, is getting his own video game? (via Wired) It's not really clear what Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People is going to be, although my guess... CONTINUE READING YOU SUNK MY INTERNET»
Posted on April 14, 2008 in
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Tags: Internet 1.0 | Strong Bad | Wii Ware
