Good morning. You stink. I love when Adam Jay, excuse me, Dr. Adam Jay, says that you can use Aspray ANYWHERE on your body in a tone of voice that suggests that there are places on your body that you... CONTINUE READING GET RID OF YOUR BEASTLY BUTT ODOR, YOU GUYS»
Posted on July 28, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Aspray | Butts | David Cross | Deodorant | Doc Bottoms | Infomercials
So look, my DVR didn't tape True Blood last night for some reason. So I haven't seen it. Was it good? NO SPOILERS! Just kidding. I ain't care. But, so, also, Billy Mays died? And that is just really sad.... CONTINUE READING TRUE BLOOD/BILLY MAYS OPEN THREAD»
Posted on June 29, 2009 in Comment Party!
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Tags: Billy May | Death | Infomercials | True Blood | Vampires
Tipster Caroline sent this in wondering "Is this real? Who actually needs something like this?" The best I can figure is that maybe women with VERY large boobs can't sleep on their sides because one boob crushes the other? Otherwise,... CONTINUE READING THE KUSH: FINALLY, A THING TO PUT BETWEEN YOUR BOOBS WHILE YOU SLEEP»
Posted on June 23, 2009 in Commercials
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Tags: Boobs | Infomercials | Kush
First off, this is real, unless internet parodies now come with working, relevant 1-800 numbers. (I took the time to call, which makes me the Bob Woodward of bloggers.) Secondly, though they try to dance around the issue of why... CONTINUE READING I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO THE COMFORT WIPE IS FOR»
Posted on June 11, 2009 in Commercials
(40 comments)
Tags: Infomercials | The Comfort Wipe
If I hadn't looked into this infomercial for a "vision board," I would have thought The Onion had gotten into the infomercial parody game, but nope: it's real, it's ridiculous, and, predictably, it has something to do with The Secret!... CONTINUE READING FORGET MAGICAL WIZARDS: NOW THERE'S THE VISION BOARD! »
Posted on June 2, 2009 in Commercials
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Tags: Infomercials
WARNING: These highlights from an interview/infomercial on Christian TV starring a "Christian Health Evangelist" and kind of Music Man of holy colon cleansing are totally disgusting. But since these aired on Christian TV, and are amazing and hilarious and totally... CONTINUE READING THE ALMIGHTY CLEANSE: THE GROSSEST CHRISTIAN INFOMERCIAL EVER»
Posted on May 5, 2009 in Commercials, Gross
(23 comments)
Tags: Christian | Christians | Cleanse | Infomercials | Jesus
It has been said that you can judge a people by the infomercials created in hopes of separating them from their money. So, oops, Americans, the inventors think we need these disgusting contraptions just to complete the most basic personal... CONTINUE READING "THE BODY SNAKE" IS MORE AFRAID OF YOU THAN YOU ARE OF IT»
Posted on April 20, 2009 in Commercials
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Tags: Infomercials | The Body Snake
The Drop-Stop: another invention, like the Snuggie, that everyone has thought of but nobody's bothered to make it until now: "You'll never search for anything ever again!" And that lady's face is right: McDonald's fries are gross. (Via Buzzfeed.) ... CONTINUE READING IS "DROP-STOP" THE NEW SNUGGIE?»
Posted on April 17, 2009 in Commercials
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Tags: Infomercials | Snuggie | The Drop Stop
I haven't seen Death To Smoochy, and I know it's supposed to be bad, but if Death To Smoochy, a movie about feuding children's show mascots, can be greenlighted, then the MASSIVE FEUD brewing between classic infomercial guy Billy Mays... CONTINUE READING THE BILLY MAYS VERSUS VINCE OFFER FEUD IS GOING TO TEAR THE INFOMERCIAL COMMUNITY APART»
Posted on February 11, 2009 in Commercials, Feuds
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Tags: Animal Collective | Billy Mays | Infomercials | Shamwow | Vince Offer
The same dude who did that funny Mighty Putty infomercial overdub put up a new one yesterday. I know that realistically there should be a time when these will stop making me laugh all the way through, but that time... CONTINUE READING THERE'S A NEW BILLY MAYS INFOMERCIAL DUB, AND THE JOKE IS STILL NOT OLD»
Posted on February 6, 2009 in Commercials, Fan Art
(6 comments)
Tags: Billy Mays | Infomercials
In these days of free blogs and blog comment sections and call-in radio shows, it seems that everyone can find an easy platform for their opinions. When once only performers and writers for major publications could share their political rants,... CONTINUE READING HILLARY SUCKS, AND ALSO PLEASE BUY MY LEATHER JACKETS»
Posted on February 3, 2009 in Commercials
(7 comments)
Tags: Forever Leather | Hillary Clinton | Infomercials
First there was the Listen Up commercial, which hated women. Now there's new advancement in eavesdropping technology: the Silver Sonic earpiece, which allows you to hear people complimenting you from up to 30 feet away: Remember, it looks just like... CONTINUE READING IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMETHING DOUCHIER THAN BLUETOOTH HEADGEAR»
Posted on December 5, 2008 in Commercials
(9 comments)
Tags: Infomercials
Donald Trump stormed around his office. He knew that storming around your office was how you convinced people that you were important and a big shot, so he was always storming around. Jeffrey, his ghostwriter, was sitting on the leather... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: DONALD TRUMP DICTATES AN INFOMERCIAL»
Posted on August 21, 2008 in You Can Make It Up
(3 comments)
Tags: Donald Trump | Infomercials
This is an excerpt from an infomercial for...Donald Trump? I don't think it's even for a book or a terrible reality TV show, I think it's actually for him. You can buy him now. Please just pay extra careful attention... CONTINUE READING DONALD TRUMP HAS TO HIRE PEOPLE TO BE IMPRESSED WITH HIM»
Posted on August 21, 2008 in Local Commercials
(1 comments)
Tags: Coachella | Donald Trump | Infomercials | Jake Gyllenhaal | Reese Witherspoon | The Donald Trump Way To Wealth
Are you tired of being nagged by your stupid wife? Do you hate the sound of her voice when she is on the phone to the stupid bitches she's always talking to all day while you're trying to nap and... CONTINUE READING THE LISTEN UP INFOMERCIAL HATES WOMEN»
Posted on May 27, 2008 in Free Advertising, Viral Video
(4 comments)
Tags: Infomercials | Listen Up | Misogyny
The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...
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Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...
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Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
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