Even though it's really old news, I can't help but remain consistently fascinated by the group of childhood friends who made a shot-for-shot remake of Raiders of the Lost Ark. The film, as you probably know by now, because seriously,... CONTINUE READING STEVE PERRY IS LESS OF A DICK THAN STEVE SPIELBERG»
Posted on January 15, 2009 in
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Tags: Dakota Fanning | Indiana Jones | Journey | New Moon | Raiders Of The Lost Ark | Steve Perry | Steven Spielberg | Twilight | Vampires
A dude dresses up as Indiana Jones and runs down a hill in San Francisco to escape a rolling boulder made out of millions of Legos, you guys: Entertainment Weekly blog speculates that this combination of Katamari Damacy and that... CONTINUE READING INDIANA JONES WANTS TO WAD YOU UP INTO HIS LIFE»
Posted on May 23, 2008 in , , ,
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Tags: Indiana Jones | Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures | Legos
Indiana Jones and the Lame Kingdom of the Crystal Cash Grab comes out today. So naturally, I was reading my novelization of the last Indy installment, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (surprise, more Crusades, guys). I just wanted to... CONTINUE READING INDIANA JONES IS A NAZI SYMPATHIZER»
Posted on May 22, 2008
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Tags: Hitler | Indiana Jones
Someone has taken Steven Spielberg's 40s-serial-inspired nostalgia-adventure film Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark and reconstituted it into its source material. The opening is great, and it ends with a traditional matinee cliff-hanger. (via Lisanti Quarterly, watch... CONTINUE READING THIS IS YOUR FATHER'S RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK»
Posted on May 19, 2008 in
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Tags: Aging | Harrison Ford | Indiana Jones | Steven Spielberg
I know that I am losing in my campaign against Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which is weird since I have more money and much more public support than either Spielberg or Lucas (or Ford or... CONTINUE READING INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME»
Posted on May 16, 2008
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Tags: George Lucas | Harrison Ford | Indiana Jones | Shia LaBeouf | Steven Spielberg
The mystery and allure that shrouds George Lucas's Skywalker Ranch is legendary among fans. It has even spawned a mediocre Cheetos-fart comedy, Fanboys, in which a team of crack supernerds attempts to sneak onto the property to steal a print... CONTINUE READING GEORGE LUCAS WOULD LIKE TO SELL YOU AN OVERPRICED BASKET OF BUFFALO WINGS»
Posted on May 2, 2008 in
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Tags: George Lucas | Indiana Jones | Nerds | Skywalker Ranch | Star Wars
Bootleg new Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull trailer is up (for now), guys: Am I the only one not boner-caliber excited about this movie? Don't get me wrong, obviously I will see it. But I can't... CONTINUE READING IS INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL THE ZWAN OF MOVIES?»
Posted on April 30, 2008 in ,
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Indiana Jones | Nostalgia | Prolonged Adolescence
Indy turned the artifact over and over in his hands, remembering all the hardship that it took to get it. The pitfalls, the snakes, the sand in his eyes. It was a great adventure, despite some of the dangers --... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: INDIANA JONES AND THE CURSE OF THE ALZHEIMER'S»
Posted on April 17, 2008 in
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Tags: Aging | Fan Fiction | Indiana Jones
Everyone's secret favorite livejournal community ohnotheydidn't broke the news yesterday that a careful examination of the track listing for the John Williams composed soundtrack to the new Indiana Jones movie Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull may... CONTINUE READING INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL SPOILERS»
Posted on April 10, 2008 in
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Tags: Indiana Jones | Shia LaBeouf | Soundtracks | Spoilers