We have thrilled to the excitement of the Saw roller-coaster and fallen in love on the Twilight cruise, but now it is time to fall in love on the Saw cruise (still no word on thrilling to the…   Read Story »

It's hard to say how happy it makes me that Tyler Perry's new movie about a man named Deeds who is very good is called Good Deeds. GUHHHH. Love it. I hope Tyler Perry names his private island Private…   Read Story »

video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player Remember when Paris Hilton was the worst it could get and everyone would talk about how they couldn't believe she was famous because she…   Read Story »

When I did study abroad in college, because that's right ladies, I went to college, I knew a dude who eventually told me that the first time we met he was fully expecting me to open a beer bottle…   Read Story »

Dear the People who Saw Jack and Jill This Past Weekend, I'm not sure who you are. Much like someone who would actually tell a political pollster, "Yes, Herman Cain is my favorite candidate and I…   Read Story »

Within the first 30 seconds she references 9/11, talks about America being #1, and asks the cab driver if he knows "Jesu Christo," and then there are still 15 more minutes of serious problem solving…   Read Story »

What? Oh, I'm sorry, is 911 not for EMERGENCIES anymore?   Read Story »

Obviously, you can't know how you would perform on a game show until you've actually been on a game show and faced with all those bright lights and scary cameras and former Page-A-Day-Calendar-Theme…   Read Story »

While the world waits with baited breath to hear about the latest developments in the Asteroids adaptation, today we learn that the same producer is optioning the rights of another classic arcade…   Read Story »

Hollywood is preparing an Angry Birds movie. NO DOYYYY. To a normal human being, a big-screen adaptation of a cellphone game involving throwing birds into blocks of wood would seem like a ridiculous…   Read Story »