Tom Cruise walked into the ice cream shop with his hands in his pockets. You always see these gay guys walking around with their hands out of their pockets, hanging by their sides or something. They're all like, Ooh, I'm... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: TOM CRUISE GETS SOME ICE CREAM»
Posted on October 22, 2009 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Homophobia | Homosexuals | Ice Cream | Tom Cruise
I'm tired of all these viral marketing campaigns and too-clever-by-half ads where you don't even know what the ad is for*. There's no reward for me in figuring out what your weird puzzle ad means when I know that at... CONTINUE READING YOU GUYS, WE SHOULD BUY MORE ICE CREAM CAKE»
Posted on July 20, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Baskin Robbins | Cake | Ice Cream | Ice Cream Cake | Jay-Z
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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