What? It's a textbook that features a screencap from Raising Arizona? If anything this is TOO serious for most students. "Boo! Homework sucks!" There are so many things that are obviously hilarious…   Read Story »

Who needs a vacation? Nobody. We just took one and it was perfect. (Via @Univore.)   Read Story »

This is just a great way to market your new perfume, Justin Bieber. Dads will love it, and daughters will get it. Everyone's happy. (The question of WHY you have a PERFUME in the first place will…   Read Story »

In its relentless attempts to turn any name brand thing that at least 10 children have heard of into a movie franchise, Hollywood, and Warner Bros in particular, has greenlit a movie based on Legos.…   Read Story »

So many 9/11 coloring books aren't made with any integrity and they are always shying away from the truth. This one's different. The thing about coloring books for children about horrific…   Read Story »

At least someone has the courage to stand up for what is right and defend the integrity of the people who made Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 against phony taglines. Doesn't anyone even have any…   Read Story »

Let's just get right to it: Shaquille O'Neal is taking film school classes to become a director of movies. From TMZ: Shaquille O'Neal is giving the movie biz another shot -- yes, even after…   Read Story »

It's nice to learn new stuff. It keeps the mind fresh and studies show that as you get older, learning actually helps to boost serotonin levels and reduce your risk of head cancer*. For those of you…   Read Story »

There were some dark and lonely moments to be sure, but it was all worth it. We fucking did it, you guys.   Read Story »

Uhhhhhh. Before watching this "commercial" I would have thought that a barbecue-themed perfume that smells like "an intoxicating bouquet of spices, smoke, meat, and sweet summer sweat" would have…   Read Story »