Ever since X-Men Origins: Wolverine became the highest grossing movie of all time (surprising! also not true!) in May, Hugh Jackman has earned himself a much needed vacation. He is with his family somewhere, peeing his board shorts on a... CONTINUE READING JAIME PRESSLY MAY OR MAY NOT BE THE NEW HUGH JACKMAN»
Posted on August 12, 2009 in Caught On Tape, Celebrity Gossip!
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Tags: Hugh Jackman | Jaime Pressly | Pee
X-Men Origins: Wolverine made 87 million dollars domestically at the box office this weekend, and 160 million when you add in overseas ticket sales. According to the media reports, this is "a great kick-off to the summer," which is true... CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM MOVIE CLUB: X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE»
Posted on May 4, 2009 in The Videogum Movie Club
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Tags: Ben Gibbard | Hugh Jackman | Liev Schreiber | Taylor Kitsch | Will.i.am Hologram | Wolverine: Origins
This weekend's Videogum Movie Club selection is Wolverine: Origins, starring international suPEEstar, Hugh Jackman. You see it this weekend. We see it this weekend. We meet back here Monday morning for coffee and commentary. Summer has sprung!... CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM MOVIE CLUB PRESENTS: WOLVERINE: ORIGINS»
Posted on May 1, 2009
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Tags: Hugh Jackman | Wolverine: Origins
It appears that Hugh Jackman's darkly stained pants saturated with his own urine will not pay a visit to Mexican fans this week. He has canceled the Mexico wet-leg of his international peemotional tour for Wolverine: Origins due to... CONTINUE READING MEXICO WILL NOT RECEIVE VISIT FROM HUGH JACKMAN'S DAMP, PEE-SOAKED PANTS»
Posted on April 28, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Health | Hugh Jackman | Mexico | Pee | Swine Flu | Wolverine: Origins
Oh man. As we all know, Hugh Jackman pees his pants on a regular basis. Every film that he is in has a line item in the budget for "dry pants" and that line item is in the millions of... CONTINUE READING HUGH JACKMAN PUKES HIS PANTS»
Posted on April 24, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Hugh Jackman | Pee | Puke
This morning, Hugh Jackman, star of Wolverine: Origins and pee-er of his own pants, was granted one of Hollywood's highest honors: immortalizing his foot and handprints in cement in front of the historic Grauman's Chinese theater. Reported the Australian Associated... CONTINUE READING CONGRATULATIONS, HUGH "P.P." JACKMAN, ON YOUR HOLLYWOOD FOOTPRINTS!»
Posted on April 21, 2009 in Awards
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Tags: Grauman's Chinese Theater | Hollywood | Hugh Jackman
The type is a little hard to read here, so I've transcribed it: Pee Marks the Spot My power to regenerate might be top secret but my ability to pee my pants is simple. Milk has protein to help... CONTINUE READING IF ANYTHING, HUGH JACKMAN HAS GOT TOO MUCH MILK»
Posted on April 16, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Hugh Jackman | Milk | Pee | Wolverine: Origins
Captain Pee of the S.S. Pants has decided that it's time for the philanthropist in him to take over for once. According to his Twitter, he's going to donate $100,000 to charity. Not only that, but WE get to choose... CONTINUE READING HUGH JACKMAN PLEDGES TO DONATE 100,000 PEES TO CHARITY PANTS»
Posted on April 15, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Animal Collective | Charity | Hugh Jackman | Twitter
We're gonna need a bigger "FINALLY!" Hugh Jackman has started a Twitter. Oh man, I can finally find out when the actor in him takes over in real time! Did it take over just now? How about just now? Check... CONTINUE READING HUGH JACKMAN TWEETS HIS PANTS»
Posted on April 6, 2009 in Where Are They Now?
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Tags: Hugh Jackman | Lollapalooza | Twitter
Hugh Jackman has taken a moment out of his busy pants-peeing schedule (these pants aren't going to pee themselves!) to introduce a Wolverine: Origins contest: Oh boy! Obviously, winning this contest could easily make some nerd's year. I know that.... CONTINUE READING LET'S MAP BOMB THE WOLVERINE: ORIGINS PREMIERE»
Posted on April 2, 2009 in Contests
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Tags: Hugh Jackman | MGMT | Nerds | of Montreal | Wolverine: Origins
Remember when Hugh Jackman and Beyonce performed that stupid musical medley during the Oscars? Well, Baz Luhrmann is considering making a musical with them, like for real. They guy should just change his name to Best Ideas Luhrmann because of... CONTINUE READING SENOR PEE PANTS AND BEYONCE TO CO-STAR IN WHOOPS: THE MUSICAL?»
Posted on March 25, 2009 in Casting Calls, What America Wants
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Tags: Baz Luhrmann | Beyoncé | Hugh Jackman
Man, the Wolverine: Origins publicity train has left LOL Station and is speeding its way to FAIL Town. First there was yesterday's Rochelle, Rochelle movie poster, and now there's what appears to be a pin up from YM (Young Mutant!... CONTINUE READING DO THESE WOLVERJEANS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?»
Posted on February 27, 2009 in What America Wants
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Tags: Hugh Jackman | Teenagers | Wolverine: Origins
A French movie poster for this spring's Wolverine: Origins has found its way onto the internet, and holy shit. Is this real life? Obviously, I would recommend that anyone who's working on diversifying their LOLk investment portfolio should definitely put... CONTINUE READING WHOOPS, WOLVERINE: ORIGINS, THIS IS YOUR POSTER»
Posted on February 26, 2009 in Movie Posters
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Tags: Hugh Jackman | Liev Schreiber | LOLk | Puberty | Wolverine: Origins
One (hopefully) last thing concerning the thing everyone's totally sick of that was The Oscars: last night The Daily Show returned just in time to cover the Academy Awards, which for the past two years has been hosted by Jon... CONTINUE READING JON STEWART: THE GEORGE W. BUSH TO HUGH JACKMAN'S OBAMA»
Posted on February 24, 2009 in Awards, Late Night
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Tags: Hugh Jackman | John Oliver | Johnny Depp | Jon Stewart | of Montreal | The Daily Show | The Oscars | Tim Burton
Can you feel the artificially manufactured excitement? Hugh Jackman should pee his pants any minute now! We'll be livetweeting the red carpet, Barbara, and of course, the actual show ALL NIGHT via twitter.com/videogum after the jump (and if you reply... CONTINUE READING THIS IS OUR 2009 OSCAR LIVEBLOG. »
Posted on February 22, 2009 in Awards, Liveblog
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Tags: Academy Awards | Hugh Jackman | Kate Winslet | Sean Penn | Slumdog Millionaire
gabe: do you care about the oscars? lindsay: Actually, yeah. gabe: see, that is the thing lindsay: Not about who wins, but about the pageantry and the memories of being a kid and watching them. gabe: people are talking about... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: WILL ANYONE WATCH THE OSCARS?»
Posted on January 23, 2009 in Awards, Friday Fight
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Tags: Academy Awards | Heath Ledger | Hugh Jackman
I can see people who were really into Thundercats at one point in their lives being very excited about this fake trailer, which uses fancy CGI to make Brad Pitt, Hugh Jackman, Vin Diesel and others look like cats, which... CONTINUE READING THE FAKE THUNDERCATS TRAILER STARRING FELINE BRAD PITT»
Posted on December 22, 2008 in Movie Mashups
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Tags: Brad Pitt | Hugh Jackman | Thundercats | Vin Diesel
Wolverine: Origins trailer, you guys: This looks pretty good, and out of all the superhero movies, origin stories are my favorite, plus TIM RIGGINZZZZ, but something has changed. I've always enjoyed Hugh Jackman's portrayal of Wolverine in the previous X-Men... CONTINUE READING WOLVERINE PEES HIS PANTS»
Posted on December 15, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Bonnaroo | Hugh Jackman | Jarvis Cocker | Liev Schreiber | Taylor Kitsch | Wolverine: Origins
Aboriginal groups are mad at Nicole Kidman for playing a didgeridoo on a TV talk show, because, as a woman, she's not supposed to and it denigrates their culture. Sure, whatever, but this is what the official spokesguy said: "I... CONTINUE READING NICOLE KIDMAN'S WOMB NOW OFFICIALLY CURSED»
Posted on December 15, 2008 in Celebrity Gossip!
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Tags: Australia | Baz Luhrmann | Hugh Jackman | Nicole Kidman
Hugh Jackman is going to host the 81st Annual Academy Awards? What? Doesn't the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences realize that this man PEES HIS PANTS ALL THE TIME? This is actually just weird. Why him? Was Dax... CONTINUE READING 5 PEOPLE WHO WOULD BE BETTER HOSTS OF THE ACADEMY AWARDS THAN HUGH JACKMAN»
Posted on December 12, 2008 in Awards, Casting Calls
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Tags: Academy Awards | Hugh Jackman | Pee | Whoops
New York City. For a young boy growing up in Australia it was like the mythical city of Oz. So far away and unattainable as to be unimaginable. But as Hugh Jackman's towncar turned down Broadway on the way to... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: HUGH JACKMAN PEES HIS PANTS»
Posted on November 13, 2008 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Duane Reade | Hugh Jackman | Pee
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I'M 47 YEARS OLD AND THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ ALL DAY. HE'S A GROWN MAN. From IMDB: Hugh Jackman was left red faced during a stage stint as Gaston in Beauty + The Beast... CONTINUE READING HUGH JACKMAN PEED HIS PANTS»
Posted on November 13, 2008 in Bloopers, Celebrity Gossip!
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Tags: Hugh Jackman | LOLk | Pee | Vampire Weekend
Harry Potter fans aren't the only ones who have to suffer the INCREDIBLE DISREGARD of Hollywood. Now that Warner Bros. has callously pushed Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince back 8 months (let's all kill ourselves), FOX is showing the... CONTINUE READING HEY, WHERE IS THE AUSTRALIA PUSH BACK DATE OUTRAGE?»
Posted on August 28, 2008 in Backlashes
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Tags: Australia | Baz Luhrmann | Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince | Hugh Jackman | Nicole Kidman
While Darren Aronofsky's film The Fountain may be many things to many people, I can tell you what it is not: it is not the Worst Movie of All Time. It may be an odd, pretentious bit of adolescent poetry... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: THE FOUNTAIN»
Posted on June 9, 2008 in The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
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Tags: Darren Aronofsky | Hugh Jackman | Rachel Weisz | The Fountain
The trailer for Baz Luhrman's Australia, guys: I'm pretty sure Nicole Kidman died before filming was completed on this and had to be CGI-d in for the narration sequences. Either that, or she saw an episode of The Hills and... CONTINUE READING NICOLE KIDMAN'S LATEST ROLE WAS CREATED BY LUCASFILM'S INDUSTRIAL LIGHT AND MAGIC»
Posted on May 19, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Australia | Baz Luhrmann | Hugh Jackman | Nicole Kidman | The Plastics
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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