Hey, you know what, Hollywood? How about we make an exception on the rule that every film needs to have a fancy premiere party in the case of the Dakota Fanning Rape Movie. You know what we're saying? It would... CONTINUE READING PUTTIN' ON THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE RITZ»
Posted on September 17, 2008 in Bad Idea Jeans
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Tags: Dakota Fanning | Hounddog
Hounddog, the movie they call "the Dakota Fanning rape movie", comes out September 19. Trailer: 1. We've now seen the whole movie, so if anyone asks at a party "Have you seen that movie where Dakota Fanning gets raped?" You... CONTINUE READING THE DAKOTA FANNING INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING MOVIE IS COMING OUT SOON»
Posted on September 11, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Dakota Fanning | Fonzworth Bentley | Hounddog
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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