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You Can Make It Up: Tom Cruise Gets Some Ice Cream

Tom Cruise walked into the ice cream shop with his hands in his pockets. You always see these gay guys walking around with their hands out of their pockets, hanging by their sides or something. They're all like, Ooh, I'm...  CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: TOM CRUISE GETS SOME ICE CREAM»

Posted on October 22, 2009 in (39 comments)
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George Takei And Husband Were First Gay Couple On The Newlywed Game

Sure, you could ask if having George Takei and his husband as the first gay couple on the Newlywed Game wasn't as much stunt-celebrity casting as it was any kind of symbol of social progress. But the more important question...  CONTINUE READING GEORGE TAKEI AND HUSBAND WERE FIRST GAY COUPLE ON THE NEWLYWED GAME»

Posted on October 14, 2009 in (3 comments)
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Don't Call Bill O'Reilly A Homo

I hated the Internet excitement over the original "don't call me a homo" kid video, because it wasn't that funny really, and the whole thing just made me :(. But this is TBS Very Funny. Turn that :( sideways-down....  CONTINUE READING DON'T CALL BILL O'REILLY A HOMO»

Posted on September 1, 2009 in , (18 comments)
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Chuck Bass Is [REDACTED]!

Oh man. SPOILER ALERT....  CONTINUE READING CHUCK BASS IS [REDACTED]! »

Posted on August 25, 2009 in , (26 comments)
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Stewie Is Gay, Says Awful, Awful Seth MacFarlane

Stewie, the annoying baby on Family Guy, is gay, says creator and moron, Seth MacFarlane in an interview with Playboy. Perfect. From the New York Daily News: "We had an episode that went all the way to the script phase...  CONTINUE READING STEWIE IS GAY, SAYS AWFUL, AWFUL SETH MACFARLANE»

Posted on August 13, 2009 in (74 comments)
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The Videogum Movie Club: Bruno

Unlike for Sexman, Bruno met all of my expectations. I expected there to be really funny parts in the movie, and there were! And I expected certain aspects of the movie to leave me feeling kind of uncomfortable and confused,...  CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM MOVIE CLUB: BRUNO»

Posted on July 13, 2009 in (87 comments)
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Let Dave Letterman's Top 10 Be The Last Bruno Promotional Stunt

Today, Bruno: The Movie is out in theaters to inspire drunken frat boys in desperate need of a catchphrase, and a flood of downtown Halloween costumes. So let last night's appearance by Sacha Baron Cohen in full Bruno character...  CONTINUE READING LET DAVE LETTERMAN'S TOP 10 BE THE LAST BRUNO PROMOTIONAL STUNT»

Posted on July 10, 2009 in (14 comments)
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Bruno Puts His Balls In Conan O'Brien's Lap

Oh no, Michael Jackson died! Meanwhile, Sacha Baron Cohen, as Bruno, appeared on the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien last night to promote his upcoming movie, Bruno. While the debate about the movie's moral responsibility continues to RAGE on*, I...  CONTINUE READING BRUNO PUTS HIS BALLS IN CONAN O'BRIEN'S LAP»

Posted on June 26, 2009 in (18 comments)
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World Of Warcraft Gay Pride Parade

And it ends with a World of Warcraft gay pride dance party? This is an important reminder that sometimes nerds are the best. The best part of this (uh, besides all of it?) is that this is the 5th annual...  CONTINUE READING WORLD OF WARCRAFT GAY PRIDE PARADE»

Posted on June 24, 2009 in , (21 comments)
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The Bruno Moral Quandary

A year ago, I wrote a post about the Bruno movie's moral quandary. A year ago! Time flies when you are having BLOGS! (You have no idea how sorry I am. For everything.) The post concerned what seemed to me...  CONTINUE READING THE BRUNO MORAL QUANDARY»

Posted on June 11, 2009 in , (116 comments)
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Britney Spears Is The Queen Of Parody (Britney Spears Is Not The Queen Of Parody)

Huh? Looks like someone just graduated from the Ashanti School of Parody. From TrendHunter: To connect with her gay audience, Britney Spears has released an ad for a fake perfume called, "Mo". The pop princess has been a gay icon...  CONTINUE READING BRITNEY SPEARS IS THE QUEEN OF PARODY (BRITNEY SPEARS IS NOT THE QUEEN OF PARODY)»

Posted on June 2, 2009 in , (12 comments)
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NSFW: Fuck Ottomans, We On That Chair Shit Now

When you videotape yourself in "baggy red panties" grinding in your grandma's guest bedroom as the metaphorical thrown gauntlet to the greatest on-line grind challenge in history, you might expect to be made fun of. Obviously, the only way to...  CONTINUE READING NSFW: FUCK OTTOMANS, WE ON THAT CHAIR SHIT NOW»

Posted on June 2, 2009 in , (20 comments)
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This Guy Isn't The Only One Who's Painfully Confused

I have been struggling all day with whether or not to post this video of a vlogger insisting on his heterosexuality, because the truth is we have RULES here about who we make fun of, and I still don't trust...  CONTINUE READING THIS GUY ISN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO'S PAINFULLY CONFUSED»

Posted on April 17, 2009 in (129 comments)
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That's Your Boyfriend: Scotland's Number One Male Barbie

The two of you met at a Hot Topic looking at a display of new Manic Panic colors and at first it was all very exciting. You would help him carefully bleach leopard spots into his head, and he...  CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: SCOTLAND'S NUMBER ONE MALE BARBIE»

Posted on April 9, 2009 in (43 comments)
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Operation Watch This: "She's A Talker"

This is a short film, made in 1993 by Neil Goldberg. The description on Ubu.com is pretty perfect: More than 70 gay men in their living rooms pet their cats and say "She's a talker." Yup. I'm pretty sure...  CONTINUE READING OPERATION WATCH THIS: "SHE'S A TALKER"»

Posted on March 25, 2009 in (20 comments)
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Desperately Seeking Brody

A guy on Craigslist in Chicago leaves a Missed Connection for Brody Jenner. Is Brody secretly gay? More importantly, is rubbing ice cubes on your chest something that people in Chicago think is seductive?...  CONTINUE READING DESPERATELY SEEKING BRODY»

Posted on March 12, 2009 in (1 comments)
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The Gay Agenda Is Going Viral

The following video is basically NSFW. So quit your job because you need to watch it. Oh, shoot, I should have mentioned this beforehand, but you're gay now. Yeah, sorry. From ChristWire (via GoldenFiddlr): The Gays Use Japanese Music and...  CONTINUE READING THE GAY AGENDA IS GOING VIRAL»

Posted on February 27, 2009 in (18 comments)
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Kanye West Threatens Lil Wayne's Title Of "Most Craziest"

Kanye West is on the cover of Details magazine this month. Blah blah, OK, you're Nike. No you're not. But this video pales in comparison to the full-scale bonkerz that is the actual article, which includes gems like: ""First beat...  CONTINUE READING KANYE WEST THREATENS LIL WAYNE'S TITLE OF "MOST CRAZIEST"»

Posted on February 17, 2009 in (26 comments)
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50 Cent Is A Homosexual

50 Cent made this video this weekend. He was like "sorry, guys, I can't go to the Grammys, I have to put on a jerri-curl wig and act the fool in a way that is creepy and makes sense to...  CONTINUE READING 50 CENT IS A HOMOSEXUAL»

Posted on February 9, 2009 in , (11 comments)
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Kanye West Thinks Gay People Who Dress Well Should Be Respected

This video was posted on 50cent.livejournal.com yesterday with the title "Kanye West Gets His Style From Gays" and a flashing EXCLUSIVE GIF. Well played, 50 Cent. Total burn. You got the magic zing. Take me to the candy zing. What?...  CONTINUE READING KANYE WEST THINKS GAY PEOPLE WHO DRESS WELL SHOULD BE RESPECTED»

Posted on January 13, 2009 in (6 comments)
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A Gay Marriage Primer

In the earliest days of Videogum I demanded that A.D. Miles be made President of Entertainment, and while I know that it's going to take about as long for that to happen as it is for the bigots to...  CONTINUE READING A GAY MARRIAGE PRIMER»

Posted on January 8, 2009 in , (8 comments)
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Look At These Two Gay Guys Being So Gay

Even before I started working my way through the first season of Gossip Girl (I just finished the Christmas episode, and frankly I find it hard to believe that Serena would spend Christmas morning prancing around in a red negligee...  CONTINUE READING LOOK AT THESE TWO GAY GUYS BEING SO GAY»

Posted on August 21, 2008 in , (11 comments)
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Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno Enters The Octagon

There's a report on the AP today about a cage fighting match in Arkansas that became a gay sex-for-all. After people were lured to the "Blue Collar Brawlin'" event with promises of $1 beers and some heterosexual displays of physical...  CONTINUE READING SACHA BARON COHEN'S BRUNO ENTERS THE OCTAGON»

Posted on July 8, 2008 in (0 comments)
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Bill O'Reilly Hates When Two Condiments Kiss

A new Heinz mayonnaise ad produced for the UK features two dudes kissing, and it makes Bill O'Reilly so mad! (via 236.com) Bill O'Reilly doesn't quite know why he's so angry. He knows that this ad makes him mad, and...  CONTINUE READING BILL O'REILLY HATES WHEN TWO CONDIMENTS KISS»

Posted on June 23, 2008 in (4 comments)
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Videogames Turn Kids Into Homicidal Murderers, Homosexuals

The Wired videogames blog today reposts a poll from whattheyplay.com, a website dedicated to helping parents assess games before they buy them for their children. The results of the poll are not exceptionally surprising. Basically, parents would rather have their...  CONTINUE READING VIDEOGAMES TURN KIDS INTO HOMICIDAL MURDERERS, HOMOSEXUALS»

Posted on April 10, 2008 in (6 comments)
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