Sorry, ladies. Your strangle-hold (get it?) on the exercise by jacking off ghost dicks industry has finally ended. WHERE MY FELLAS AT?! Looking good, dudes! Could you aim the Shake Weight for Men a little more towards your mouth? A... CONTINUE READING THE SHAKE WEIGHT, NOW FOR MEN»
Posted on October 26, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Exercise | Health | Homoeroticism | Shake Weight | Yikes
Mike Tyson Pro-Tip For A Successful Weekend #11: We all like to have fun, but sometimes things get out of hand, and it's important to keep your head on straight. A successful weekend often means hanging out with friends... CONTINUE READING MIKE TYSON PRO-TIPS FOR A SUCCESSFUL WEEKEND»
Posted on August 21, 2009 in Bloopers
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Tags: Homoeroticism | Homophobia | Homosexuality | Huh? | Mike Tyson
You guys want to come over and play some Muscle March? SHIRTS OPTIONAL. We'll split up into two teams, as we always do, Pants and No Pants. Obviously, this is always problematic since everyone wants to be on Team... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR VIDEOGAME: MUSCLE MARCH»
Posted on May 18, 2009 in Video Games
(18 comments)
Tags: Health | Homoeroticism | Japan | Muscle March | Wii
This is a clip (via Gawker) from a TruTV (whatever that is) reality show called The Principle's Office, in which two friends are called into the principal's office to go over what is and what is not appropriate on the... CONTINUE READING KIDS HOMOEROTICALLY FUCK WITH THE PRINCIPAL ON TV THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on January 14, 2009 in Animals On Film
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Tags: Dancing | Homoeroticism | Pranks | Teenagers | The Principal's Office
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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