After last week's televised equivalent of water-boarding (that's the one where you just get really crabby and want to change your DVR settings, right?), it was hard to go back to watching the Real World last night. But I did... CONTINUE READING THE REAL WORLD: COME WITH ME TO THE CATACOMBS, I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU»
Posted on May 29, 2008 in
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Tags: Brianna Taylor | David Malinosky | Greg Halstead | Hollywood | Joey Kovar | Kimberly Alexander | Sarah Ralston | The Real World | William Gilbert
If this is the worst season of The Real World of all time, and I think it is, then last night's episode was the worst episode of the The Real World of all time. I've watched this show off and... CONTINUE READING DEFINITIVELY THE WORST SEASON OF THE REAL WORLD IN THE HISTORY OF THE REAL WORLD»
Posted on May 22, 2008 in
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Tags: Brianna Taylor | David Malinosky | Greg Halstead | Hollywood | Joey Kovar | Kimberly Alexander | Sarah Ralston | The Real World | Whoops Ocean | William Gilbert
I know that I have said this before, but everyone on this season's cast of The Real World needs to schedule a routine check-up with Dr. Kevorkian (so many super relevant jokes today, schwing). Just look at their MySpace and... CONTINUE READING MUGATU'S PIN GETS IN THE WAY OF GREG FROM THE REAL WORLD'S ASS»
Posted on May 15, 2008
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Tags: Brianna Taylor | Brittini Sherrod | Creeps | David Malinosky | Greg Halstead | Hollywood | Joey Kovar | Kimberly Alexander | Nick Brown | Perfection | Sarah Ralston | The Real World | William Gilbert
If the new season of the Real World is a game of Marry/Fuck/Kill, they are clearly trying to shoot the moon with a solid 7 kills round. Man, what a bunch of creeps. In last night's episode practically everyone was... CONTINUE READING THE ENTIRE CAST OF THE REAL WORLD SUCKS»
Posted on May 1, 2008 in
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Tags: Creeps | Hollywood | Improv | The Real World
Well, it only took five years, a prolonged internecine fight over creative differences, and another trailer that was horrible and got ripped to shreds, to finally come up with a trailer for the new Edward Norton Hulk movie that looks... CONTINUE READING NEW HULK TRAILER IS NOT THE WORST SOMEHOW»
Posted on April 30, 2008 in
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Tags: Hollywood | The Hulk
So, I was going to write a post about last night's Real World with the theme "How Long Until Sarah Goes Through With Her Obligatory Real World Long Distance Boyfriend Break Up?" It's a classic Real World storyline, and they... CONTINUE READING I KEEP GETTING OLDER AND THE REAL WORLD KIDS STAY THE SAME RACIST»
Posted on April 24, 2008 in
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Tags: College Hill | Hollywood | Racism | The Real World
Ashley Tisdale, who was in High School Musical, which I haven't seen but I think is a documentary about the world's prettiest high school, is going to be starring in a remake of Teen Witch. From the Hollywood Reporter: Tisdale,... CONTINUE READING TEEN WITCH REMAKE CAN'T TOP THAT ORIGINAL»
Posted on April 18, 2008 in
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Tags: Hip Hop | Hollywood | Teen Witch
Last night, season 102 of the Real World had its premiere episode. The premiere episode is really the only one of the entire season in which you are given five minutes of breathing room before everyone gets drunk and starts... CONTINUE READING THE REAL WORLD: HOLLYWOOD HOUSE IS SHOCK CORRIDOR»
Posted on April 17, 2008 in
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Tags: Hollywood | Nightmares | The Real World
The doorman thrust his hand out against a FUBU-clad chest and stared deep into the sunglassed eyes of a man with tightly shaped facial hair. "Do I know you?" the doorman asked in an unfriendly growl. The man's seeming ease... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: STAMPEDE IT OUT, BITCH»
Posted on March 21, 2008 in
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Tags: Entourage | Fan Fiction | Hollywood | Hyde
