Sure, people have been getting laid off in the tens of thousands, having their homes foreclosed on, their 401ks wiped away by an oscillating stock market. But up until now we'd assumed that Hollywood parties were going to be unaffected.... CONTINUE READING THIS RECESSION SHIT JUST GOT REAL»
Posted on November 14, 2008 in Behind The Scenes (5 comments)
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Hollywood |
Parties
The big development news this morning (more like development SNOOZE, am I right, guys?) was about ABC's television adaptation of Maid in Manhattan, a movie that didn't end Jennifer Lopez's career, but definitely captured the end of Jennifer Lopez's career.... CONTINUE READING THE ULTIMATE ARGUMENT SETTLER: 10 ROMANTIC COMEDIES THAT WOULD MAKE BETTER TV SHOWS THAN MAID IN MANHATTAN »
Posted on August 13, 2008 in The Ultimate Argument Settler (6 comments)
Tags: Hollywood |
Jennifer Lopez |
Maid In Manhattan |
Romantic Comedies
For as boring as this season was, and as long as each episode felt, last night's finale seemed strangely premature. Amidst the anti-climactic goodbyes, and the tearful interviews about how much this has changed everyone, I realized that I didn't... CONTINUE READING THE REAL WORLD: SEASON FINALE»
Posted on July 10, 2008 in Reality TV (2 comments)
Tags: Brianna Taylor |
Brittini Sherrod |
David Malinosky |
Hollywood |
Joey Kovar |
Kimberly Alexander |
Nick Brown |
Sarah Ralston |
The Real World |
William Gilbert
This week, the Real World house is off to Cancun, because after years of trying to broaden the casts' horizons with safaris and trips to Nepal (RW: Seattle, 1998, son), the producers figured fuck it, we'll save a ton of... CONTINUE READING THE REAL WORLD: DIFFERENT COUNTRY, SAME DRUNK ASSHOLES»
Posted on July 3, 2008 in Reality TV (5 comments)
Tags: Brianna Taylor |
Brittini Sherrod |
David Malinosky |
Hollywood |
Kimberly Alexander |
Nick Brown |
Sarah Ralston |
The Real World |
William Gilbert
Because this season of the Real World takes place in Hollywood, all of the housemates have an entertainment industry ambition. Brianna wants to sing. Dave wants to act. Will wants to produce. And Kim, Sarah, and Nick want to host... CONTINUE READING THE REAL WORLD: WHO WILL BE THE NEXT CHRIS HARDWICK?»
Posted on June 26, 2008 in Reality TV (7 comments)
Tags: Brianna Taylor |
Brittini Sherrod |
David Malinosky |
Hollywood |
Kimberly Alexander |
Nick Brown |
Racism |
Sarah Ralston |
The Real World |
William Gilbert
I forgot to write my Real World recap yesterday because I was too busy skipping down memory lane with Mark Wahlberg. But if I have to ask your forgiveness for anything, it's probably going to be for having remembered to... CONTINUE READING THE REAL WORLD: BETTER NEVER THAN LATE»
Posted on June 20, 2008 in Reality TV (4 comments)
Tags: Brittini Sherrod |
David Malinosky |
Hollywood |
The Real World |
William Gilbert
So, on last night's episode of the Real World, Joey finally left the house. I guess he realized that perhaps an environment dedicated to the consumption of free alcohol was not the best place to live right when you get... CONTINUE READING THE REAL WORLD CAN DRIVE A MAN TO DRINK»
Posted on June 12, 2008 in Reality TV (1 comments)
Tags: Brianna Taylor |
Charna Halpern |
Creeps |
David Malinosky |
Hollywood |
Joey Kovar |
Kimberly Alexander |
Sarah Ralston |
The Real World |
William Gilbert
We've been one creep short for the past couple weeks while Joey was in rehab, but at the start of last night's episode he returned, bringing us back to the full Voltron of seven creeps. Joey's drinking problem took up... CONTINUE READING THE REAL WORLD: ONE CREEP DOWN, SIX CREEPS TO GO»
Posted on June 5, 2008 in Reality TV (1 comments)
Tags: Brianna Taylor |
Charna Halpern |
Creeps |
David Malinosky |
Greg Halstead |
Hollywood |
Joey Kovar |
Kimberly Alexander |
Sarah Ralston |
The Real World |
William Gilbert
In the lead-up to the release of his new movie, What's Happening?, M. Night Shyamalan battled his self-proclaimed press shyness to talk to the New York Times this weekend. The article is mostly about the infamous split with Disney over... CONTINUE READING M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN IS FREE TO BE YOU AND ME»
Posted on June 2, 2008 in Backlashes, Behind The Scenes (4 comments)
Tags: Hollywood |
M. Night Shyamalan |
The Happening
After last week's televised equivalent of water-boarding (that's the one where you just get really crabby and want to change your DVR settings, right?), it was hard to go back to watching the Real World last night. But I did... CONTINUE READING THE REAL WORLD: COME WITH ME TO THE CATACOMBS, I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU»
Posted on May 29, 2008 in Reality TV (1 comments)
Tags: Brianna Taylor |
David Malinosky |
Greg Halstead |
Hollywood |
Joey Kovar |
Kimberly Alexander |
Sarah Ralston |
The Real World |
William Gilbert
If this is the worst season of The Real World of all time, and I think it is, then last night's episode was the worst episode of the The Real World of all time. I've watched this show off and... CONTINUE READING DEFINITIVELY THE WORST SEASON OF THE REAL WORLD IN THE HISTORY OF THE REAL WORLD»
Posted on May 22, 2008 in Reality TV (4 comments)
Tags: Brianna Taylor |
David Malinosky |
Greg Halstead |
Hollywood |
Joey Kovar |
Kimberly Alexander |
Sarah Ralston |
The Real World |
Whoops Ocean |
William Gilbert
I know that I have said this before, but everyone on this season's cast of The Real World needs to schedule a routine check-up with Dr. Kevorkian (so many super relevant jokes today, schwing). Just look at their MySpace and... CONTINUE READING MUGATU'S PIN GETS IN THE WAY OF GREG FROM THE REAL WORLD'S ASS»
Posted on May 15, 2008 (2 comments)
Tags: Brianna Taylor |
Brittini Sherrod |
Creeps |
David Malinosky |
Greg Halstead |
Hollywood |
Joey Kovar |
Kimberly Alexander |
Nick Brown |
Perfection |
Sarah Ralston |
The Real World |
William Gilbert
If the new season of the Real World is a game of Marry/Fuck/Kill, they are clearly trying to shoot the moon with a solid 7 kills round. Man, what a bunch of creeps. In last night's episode practically everyone was... CONTINUE READING THE ENTIRE CAST OF THE REAL WORLD SUCKS»
Posted on May 1, 2008 in Reality TV (5 comments)
Tags: Creeps |
Hollywood |
Improv |
The Real World
Well, it only took five years, a prolonged internecine fight over creative differences, and another trailer that was horrible and got ripped to shreds, to finally come up with a trailer for the new Edward Norton Hulk movie that looks... CONTINUE READING NEW HULK TRAILER IS NOT THE WORST SOMEHOW»
Posted on April 30, 2008 in Trailer (3 comments)
Tags: Hollywood |
The Hulk
So, I was going to write a post about last night's Real World with the theme "How Long Until Sarah Goes Through With Her Obligatory Real World Long Distance Boyfriend Break Up?" It's a classic Real World storyline, and they... CONTINUE READING I KEEP GETTING OLDER AND THE REAL WORLD KIDS STAY THE SAME RACIST»
Posted on April 24, 2008 in Reality TV (0 comments)
Tags: College Hill |
Hollywood |
Racism |
Real World
Ashley Tisdale, who was in High School Musical, which I haven't seen but I think is a documentary about the world's prettiest high school, is going to be starring in a remake of Teen Witch. From the Hollywood Reporter: Tisdale,... CONTINUE READING TEEN WITCH REMAKE CAN'T TOP THAT ORIGINAL»
Posted on April 18, 2008 in Bad Idea Jeans (5 comments)
Tags: Hip Hop |
Hollywood |
Teen Witch
Last night, season 102 of the Real World had its premiere episode. The premiere episode is really the only one of the entire season in which you are given five minutes of breathing room before everyone gets drunk and starts... CONTINUE READING THE REAL WORLD: HOLLYWOOD HOUSE IS SHOCK CORRIDOR»
Posted on April 17, 2008 in Reality TV (9 comments)
Tags: Hollywood |
Nightmares |
Real World
The doorman thrust his hand out against a FUBU-clad chest and stared deep into the sunglassed eyes of a man with tightly shaped facial hair. "Do I know you?" the doorman asked in an unfriendly growl. The man's seeming ease... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: STAMPEDE IT OUT, BITCH»
Posted on March 21, 2008 in You Can Make It Up (0 comments)
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