Spencer has changed. Says Spencer. He has breakfast with Heidi's long suffering mom, Darlene, and explains that he's been going to therapy. He's already done the early-20's "sleazy guy thing," he tells the mother of his future wife. But he's... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS: FUCK THIS SHOW IN THE FACE UNTIL IT DIES (SEASON FINALE)»
Posted on June 1, 2009 in
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Tags: Audrina Patridge | Brody Jenner | Heidi Montag | Holly Montag | Lauren Conrad | Lo Bosworth | Spencer Pratt | Stephanie Pratt | The Hills
Audrina was talking to her friend Dino and he totally told her that Lauren hooked up with Justin Bobby, but neither Lauren nor Justin will even talk to her about it, and they're both angry that she's even bringing it... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS: LAUREN CONRAD IS A TOTAL THE C WORD»
Posted on November 25, 2008 in
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Tags: Audrina Patridge | Heidi Montag | Holly Montag | Justin Bobby | Lauren Conrad | Spencer Pratt | The Hills
First of all, Audrina and Justin Bobby are finally getting serious. OMG, can you believe it? After all these yeazzzzzzzzzz. The thing is, Justin likes hanging out down on Venice Beach because it's so zenlike, but when he gets up... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS: STILL WITH THE HEIDI AND THE JOB THING»
Posted on November 18, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Audrina Patridge | Flight Of The Conchords | Girls | Heidi Montag | Holly Montag | Justin Bobby | Lauren Conrad | Spencer Pratt | Stephanie Pratt | The Hills
I refuse to talk about Audrina's boy problems. As far as I'm concerned, Audrina should seal up her vagina with cement. Justin Bobby. He's a HAIRDRESSER. I'm not throwing hairdressers under the bus, but I will throw ridiculous people under... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS: HOLLY MONTAG IS UNNECESSARY»
Posted on October 14, 2008 in
(14 comments)
Tags: Audrina Patridge | Coachella | Heidi Montag | Holly Montag | Lauren Conrad | Spencer Pratt | Stephanie Pratt | The Hills
Good news for people who hate The Hills, this show is on its last legs. I'm calling it right now. I'm not sure if they'll squeeze another season out after this one, or just let it quietly fade into so... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS: EYES ON THE PRIZE, AMERICA»
Posted on September 16, 2008 in
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Tags: Audrina Patridge | Brody Jenner | Heidi Montag | Holly Montag | Lauren Conrad | Spencer Pratt | Stephanie Pratt | The Hills | Whitney Port