A YouTube video was posted on June 9, 2009, in which an 8th grader named Aaron Shutway, standing at one end of a basketball court, performs a front handspring while holding the ball, and in landing the flip shoots across... CONTINUE READING KIDS EXPERIENCE THE PROUDEST MOMENT OF THEIR LIVES THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on June 23, 2009 in Animals On Film
(33 comments)
Tags: Basketball | Children | Heroes
The fact that the music in this video comes from the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, which is obviously great, is somehow the least great of the many great things about it. At long last, noble warriors who deserve... CONTINUE READING SOME NEXT LEVEL OTTOMAN HUMPERS SHIT»
Posted on June 19, 2009 in Love-Watching, Viral Video
(35 comments)
Tags: Heroes | Ottoman Humpers | The Legend Of Zelda
I don't watch Heroes. You know why? Because Heroes sucks. And you know what? It has always sucked. Please keep your "no way, Ted, it was really good in the first season" arguments to yourself. Yes way, Bill. I watched... CONTINUE READING OH LOOK, I JUST FIXED HEROES»
Posted on November 25, 2008 in What America Wants
(7 comments)
Tags: Heroes
Promo for Heroes season 3, you guys: As we know, I do not watch Heroes. To be fair, I would watch it if it wasn't terrible. But it is. Nevertheless, they do such a good job at making the show... CONTINUE READING THE HEROES SEASON 3 PROMO IS LIKELY THE BEST PART OF HEROES SEASON 3»
Posted on August 13, 2008 in Wait For It...
(6 comments)
Tags: Heroes | Superjail
I'm glad that I don't have any musical talent, because it means that I don't have to suffer the excrutiating indignity of watching everyone who's ever stood in front of a video camera thinking that they have what it takes.... CONTINUE READING HEAR THE CHEERLEADER RUIN THE WORLD»
Posted on July 17, 2008 in Music Related Content
(9 comments)
Tags: Hayden Panettiere | Heroes
Sorry guys, but Heroes is a stupid show. I know that it's stupid because it should totally appeal to me but it doesn't, and because I have eyes in my face and have seen it. I never made it through... CONTINUE READING HEROES IS KRYPTONITE»
Posted on July 8, 2008 in Viral Marketing
(13 comments)
Tags: Heroes
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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