Speaking of The Hills, in preparation for tonight's season 4 debut, Heidi has released a new single, "Overdosin'." You know what they say, misery loves blogging about it. This is unbearable, yes, but it is possible to find a bright... CONTINUE READING HEIDI MONTAG IS MENTALLY RETARDED, AND I MEAN THAT IN THE RESPECTFUL, CLINICAL DEFINITION»
Posted on August 18, 2008 in , ,
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Tags: Heidi Montag | Overdosin' | The Hills
After a University of Maryland economist claimed last week that Oprah's endorsement of Obama was worth 1,000,000 votes, Entertainment Weekly runs down the voter turn-out power of other fames, including Heidi Montag and Emeril Lagasse. Bam! Let's vote it up... CONTINUE READING I'LL VOTE WHAT SHE'S VOTING»
Posted on August 15, 2008 in
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Tags: Election 2008 | Heidi Montag | Oprah
This week's Entertainment Weekly features a cover story on The Hills, featuring a sneak preview of season 4 (SPOILER ALERT, it's the barfiest season yet!), and behind the scenes looks at stuff like Lauren's awkward barbecue with her ex-boyfriend Doug... CONTINUE READING EXCLUSIVE: A LOOK AT THE HILLS "SCHEDULED REALITY" PRODUCTION CALENDAR»
Posted on July 31, 2008 in
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Tags: Audrina Patridge | Heidi Montag | Jorma Taccone | Lauren Conrad | Saturday Night Live | Spencer Pratt | The Hills | The Lonely Island | The Room
Here's a new preview of The Hills, you guys. It's got tons of great ideas for your ink. (Gross. Everyone who actually says "ink" like that in real life should get a tattoo of prison bars on their face.) Here... CONTINUE READING CHOOSING YOUR NEW LOWER BACK TATTOO BASED ON THE NEXT SEASON OF THE HILLS»
Posted on July 22, 2008 in
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Tags: Audrina Patridge | Heidi Montag | Lauren Conrad | Spencer Pratt | The Hills
Heidi and Spencer are buying weapons: [Heidi and Spencer] are working on their firearms skills with a personal instructor who went over shooting skills, close combat, tactical, and defense weapons training. Heidi and Spencer came with their own personal arsenal... CONTINUE READING THE 10 SADDEST WAYS TO DIE»
Posted on July 10, 2008 in
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Tags: Guns | Heidi Montag | Spencer Pratt
Heidi Montag's last single "Higher" was widely ridiculed, but that's why it's not on the new album, duh. She was just doing it as a joke, guys. BUT THE TIME FOR JOKES IS OVER. I'm happy to report she's finally... CONTINUE READING HEIDI MONTAG'S NEW SONG "FASHION" IS SO FUNNY THAT IT'S SO NUTS»
Posted on June 24, 2008 in ,
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Spencer Pratt was on Letterman on Friday, and Heidi waited from the green room. Watch as David Letterman's grasp on the world he lives in slips momentarily, but DON'T WORRY, he recovers it, and then he makes with the busting... CONTINUE READING SPENCER PRATT'S THE MAN FOR WHAT?»
Posted on June 16, 2008 in
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Tags: David Letterman | Heidi Montag | Spencer Pratt
gabe: heidi and spencer are hilarious lindsay: they're hilariously ridiculous, but they should be stopped. gabe: they will be stopped gabe: by the angel of death gabe: he spares no one lindsay: They should be stopped by the angel of... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: HOW GREAT ARE HEIDI AND SPENCER, YOU GUYS?»
Posted on June 6, 2008 in
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Tags: Heidi Montag | Spencer Pratt | The Hills
I was having an argument about Heidi and Spencer the other day (obviously, and nullus) in which a friend proposed that they were the worst and did not deserve any attention and that it made this friend sad to hear... CONTINUE READING HEIDI AND SPENCER ARE SMIRKING AND BREAKING UP ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK»
Posted on June 5, 2008 in
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Heidi Montag | Spencer Pratt
The new season of The Hills doesn't start until August, but that doesn't mean you can't keep track of everyone's (least) favorite Hollywood Power Saddest Couple Of Emotional Corpses, Plastic Face and Goat Beard, via their new SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE?... CONTINUE READING CONNECT TO YOUR ASSHOLES, AND YOUR ASSHOLES' ASSHOLES»
Posted on June 3, 2008 in
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Tags: Heidi Montag | National Failures | Speidiweb | Spencer Pratt | The Hills
Whoops, I totally forgot. In my Hills recap today I gave a prediction of what would happen to the cast members as they got older. LC is clearly on the downward path to becoming a bitter Margo Channing just as... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS IS A LOT OF FUN, I HOPE IT DOESN'T DIE»
Posted on May 13, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Aging | Baby Jane Hudson | Bette Davis | Edie Beale | Grey Gardens | Heidi Montag | Lauren Bosworth | Lauren Conrad | Lo Bosworth | Margo Channing | The Hills
Last night's season finale of The Hills was really difficult to watch. I just can't willfully suspend my disbelief anymore. Let's take the Las Vegas scene for an example. Heidi is having a meeting with her bosses who have inexplicably... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS SEASON FINALE: WHO WILL BE WRITTEN INTO THE TELENOVELA OF LIFE?»
Posted on May 13, 2008 in
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Tags: Audrina Patridge | Heidi Montag | Lauren Conrad | Spencer Pratt | Stephanie Pratt | The Hills | Whitney Port
Here is a clip from the season finale of The Hills. SPOILER ALERT you're welcome. Did they shoot this on a Walkman? You can always tell when it's getting "real" on this show because it suddenly stops looking like a... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS: EVEN GOLLUM WAS ONCE SMEAGOL»
Posted on May 12, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Audrina Patridge | Ephialtes | Heidi Montag | Lauren Conrad | Spencer Pratt | The Hills | Whitney Port
On last night's fake episode of The fake Hills, there was barely any Spencer magic. He told fake Stephanie that he was going to fake move out after she fake yelled at him in a fake mad voice about fake... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS IS GOING RAPIDLY DOWNHILLS»
Posted on May 6, 2008 in
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Tags: Audrina Patridge | Heidi Montag | Lauren Conrad | Spencer Pratt | Stephanie Pratt | The Hills | The Saddest Sister | Whitney Port | You're Unbelievable OH!
The four girls from The Hills (Lauren, Heidi, Audrina, and Whitney) are on the cover of the new Rolling Stone. There's an excerpt from the accompanying article on-line, which gives you the dirt on ... the photo-shoot for the cover.... CONTINUE READING THE WORLD WORKS ON HATERS NOW»
Posted on April 29, 2008 in
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Tags: Audrina Patridge | Don Carlos | Heidi Montag | Lauren Conrad | Rolling Stone | Spencer Pratt | The Hills | Whitney Port
If I were to ask you if you thought that Spencer Pratt hung out all the time in a coffee shop called Karma Coffehouse, that was completely empty, just sitting on a couch drinking a bottled water and texting on... CONTINUE READING WELL, THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN: THE SPENCER PRATT SHOW»
Posted on April 29, 2008 in
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Tags: Heidi Montag | Lauren Conrad | Spencer Pratt | Stephanie Pratt | The Hills
By now, we've all heard how Heidi and Spencer went to the White House Correspondents Dinner despite earlier reports that they'd turned down MSNBC's offer (they ended up at Fortune's table). That's the news I'm using as an excuse to... CONTINUE READING WHO DO YOU WANT ANSWERING THE BLACKBERRY TEXT AT 3AM?»
Posted on April 28, 2008 in
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Tags: Election 2008 | Heidi Montag | Idiocracy | Spencer Pratt
Hate him or hate him, Spencer Pratt is the only reason The Hills is still on the air. Everyone else is treading water. Do we really care whether Lauren and Lo move into a house together? WTF? Unless Lauren gets... CONTINUE READING THE SPENCER PRATT SHOW BARELY MANAGES TO SQUEAK IN SOME SPENCER PRATT»
Posted on April 22, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Audrina Patridge | Heidi Montag | Lauren Conrad | Spencer Pratt | The Hills
Now that we've cut the shit about pretending like watching The Hills validates our over-priced college educations, it's nice to just be able to fast forward all the salad eating (Is there more salad eating in this season than ever... CONTINUE READING THE SPENCER PRATT SHOW: BIZARRO ALTERVERSE»
Posted on April 15, 2008 in
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Tags: Andrew W.K. | Heidi Montag | Spencer Pratt | The Hills
We're all smart here, right? Smart enough? So can we cut the shit with The Hills already? It was cool last season for smart-ish people (and myself) to come up with elaborate college reasons for why it was OK to... CONTINUE READING DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT'S THE SPENCER PRATT SHOW?»
Posted on April 8, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Audrina Patridge | Heidi Montag | Horrible People | Lauren Conrad | Spencer Pratt | The Hills
As someone who has championed The Hills to many of his skeptical Dinosaur Jr. friends, last night's season 4 premiere made me more than a little nervous. Whoops, sorry guys. I'm sure once Lauren and Whitney get back from Paris,... CONTINUE READING HEIDI MONTAG'S PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND»
Posted on March 25, 2008 in
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Tags: Heidi Montag | Honor Suicide | Lauren Conrad | MTV | Parenting | Spencer Pratt | The Hills | Whitney Port
