Guys, I don't want to bum you out, but Michael Jackson is dead. Forever. Now, I'm not trying to be a downer. I understand how comforting it can be to believe that there is something waiting for us on…   Read Story »

Of course, millions of animals die every year, and we rarely hear their stories. It's only the famous (read: white) animals that get talked about. Nevertheless, light another candle in the wind for…   Read Story »

The Lovely Bones trailer, you guys: He has done it! Peter Jackson has brought Alice Sebold's miserable book The Lovely Bones (the Tuesdays with Morrie of horrific child rape-homicide) to…   Read Story »

Will this Summer of Death never end? The solid-gold casket company is working overtime! From People: She charmed millions without ever saying a word, and managed to make fast food tacos adorable.…   Read Story »

It seems like the whole world has stopped. And sure, the speeches are over, and Andy Milonakis has already performed, but they are only just wheeling the solid gold coffin out of the Staples Center…   Read Story »

On CNN right now. Or watch this video of Michael Jackson and Brett Ratner dancing to R. Kelly in a rented car.   Read Story »

Peter Jackson has been hard at work on his adaptation of Alice Sebold's The Lovely Bones, which has sold over 10 million copies since it was published in 2002, making it the Tuesdays with Morrie of…   Read Story »

As I have mentioned before, there is nothing funnier than a list of "all the examples." But when you combine a list of "all the examples" with a song about what kinds of breakfast you won't need…   Read Story »