Guys, I don't want to bum you out, but Michael Jackson is dead. Forever. Now, I'm not trying to be a downer. I understand how comforting it can be to believe that there is something waiting for us on... CONTINUE READING IF YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A MICHAEL JACKSON SEANCE, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF»
Posted on November 5, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans
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Tags: Death | Ghosts | Heaven | Michael Jackson | Seance
Of course, millions of animals die every year, and we rarely hear their stories. It's only the famous (read: white) animals that get talked about. Nevertheless, light another candle in the wind for hakuna matata, or whatever. From the AP:... CONTINUE READING BELOVED GIRAFFE DIES FOR KEVIN JAMES'S ART»
Posted on September 16, 2009 in Death
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Tags: Giraffes | Heaven | Kevin James
The Lovely Bones trailer, you guys: He has done it! Peter Jackson has brought Alice Sebold's miserable book The Lovely Bones (the Tuesdays with Morrie of horrific child rape-homicide) to life/death! It does look a little like What Dreams May... CONTINUE READING THE LOVELY BONES BRINGS MAGIC AND WONDER BACK TO CHILD RAPE-HOMICIDE»
Posted on August 5, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Alice Sebold | Heaven | Mark Wahlberg | Michael Imperioli | Murder | Peter Jackson | Susan Sarandon | The Lovely Bones
Will this Summer of Death never end? The solid-gold casket company is working overtime! From People: She charmed millions without ever saying a word, and managed to make fast food tacos adorable. Gidget, the Chihuahua best known for her Taco... CONTINUE READING HEAVEN JUST GOT A LITTLE MORE THE TACO BELL CHIHUAHUA»
Posted on July 22, 2009 in Death
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Tags: Dogs | Food | Garbage | Heaven | Taco Bell
It seems like the whole world has stopped. And sure, the speeches are over, and Andy Milonakis has already performed, but they are only just wheeling the solid gold coffin out of the Staples Center now, so it doesn't... CONTINUE READING OK, I GIVE UP, MICHAEL JACKSON MEMORIAL OPEN THREAD (RIGHT ON TIME)»
Posted on July 7, 2009 in Death, Live TV, Music Related Content
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Tags: Heaven | Michael Jackson
On CNN right now. Or watch this video of Michael Jackson and Brett Ratner dancing to R. Kelly in a rented car.... CONTINUE READING WATCH LIVE COVERAGE OF THE MICHAEL JACKSON MEMORIAL»
Posted on July 7, 2009 in Death
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Tags: Brett Ratner | CNN | Dancing | Funerals | Heaven | Michael Jackson | R. Kelly
Peter Jackson has been hard at work on his adaptation of Alice Sebold's The Lovely Bones, which has sold over 10 million copies since it was published in 2002, making it the Tuesdays with Morrie of horrific rape-murder. The Lovely... CONTINUE READING FIRST LOOK AT PETER JACKSON'S HEAVEN IN THE LOVELY BONES»
Posted on April 23, 2009 in Behind The Scenes, Wait For It...
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Tags: Alice Sebold | Heaven | Peter Jackson | The Lovely Bones
As I have mentioned before, there is nothing funnier than a list of "all the examples." But when you combine a list of "all the examples" with a song about what kinds of breakfast you won't need when you... CONTINUE READING THE BREAKFAST SONG IS THE BESTFEST SONG»
Posted on March 5, 2009 in Viral Video
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Tags: Breakfast | Death | God | Heaven
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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