Yikes! That looks terrible. I don't want to live like that. Do you? Some private Ed-Norton-in-that-one-office-scene-in-Fight-Club nightmare, and it's not even some quietly triumphant anti-authoritarian "fuck you" to the boss you hated, it's just you being old and wanting... CONTINUE READING HOLY SHIT, YOU GUYS, LET'S ALL AGREE TO NEVER GET PARKINSON'S»
Posted on July 2, 2009 in
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Tags: Health | Parkinson's
Barack Obama's nominee to the United States Supreme Court, Sonia Sotomayor, fractured her ankle at LaGuardia Airport in New York today on her way to Washington DC to meet with the Senate. Oh no! Please be more careful Ms. Sotomayor!... CONTINUE READING RUSH LIMBAUGH IS JUST FUCKING WITH US NOW»
Posted on June 8, 2009 in
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Tags: Health | Justice | Radio | Rush Limbaugh | Sonia Sotomayor | Supreme Court
You guys want to come over and play some Muscle March? SHIRTS OPTIONAL. We'll split up into two teams, as we always do, Pants and No Pants. Obviously, this is always problematic since everyone wants to be on Team... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR VIDEOGAME: MUSCLE MARCH»
Posted on May 18, 2009 in
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Tags: Health | Homoeroticism | Japan | Muscle March | Wii
You guys, in our quest to do everything all at once, sometimes we forget the importance of proper training. It's almost silly for us to expect to be able to paint, exercise, and (insert whatever else here) on a whim... CONTINUE READING LET'S PAINT, EXERCISE, AND TRAIN WELL»
Posted on May 13, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Health | John Kilduff | Let's Paint TV | Malibu
You guys, I have great news! The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan are over! The economy is not only back on track, but it's made a startling recovery this morning and is now stronger than it was before the crisis!... CONTINUE READING SACHA BARON COHEN INJURED HIS ASSHOLE»
Posted on May 8, 2009 in
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Tags: Assholes | Bruno | Fashion | Health | Sacha Baron Cohen
The video posted after the jump features Danish police officers standing on a busy street corner, stopping helmet-less bicyclists, hugging them, and then giving them free helmets. Aww! The video itself is silent (with music), but as the confused cyclists... CONTINUE READING DANISH POLICE OFFICERS DON'T CARE ABOUT FEMALE PEOPLE»
Posted on April 28, 2009 in
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Tags: Bicycles | Denmark | Health | Misogyny
It appears that Hugh Jackman's darkly stained pants saturated with his own urine will not pay a visit to Mexican fans this week. He has canceled the Mexico wet-leg of his international peemotional tour for Wolverine: Origins due to... CONTINUE READING MEXICO WILL NOT RECEIVE VISIT FROM HUGH JACKMAN'S DAMP, PEE-SOAKED PANTS»
Posted on April 28, 2009 in
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Tags: Health | Hugh Jackman | Mexico | Pee | Swine Flu | Wolverine: Origins
This is an ad for a special kind of tea to reduce high blood pressure. Or it is an ad for nightmares. I am not sure. I like how by the end, the part where the two businessmen try to... CONTINUE READING FOR HOLY SHIT WTF? TIMES, MAKE IT SUNTORY TIME»
Posted on April 27, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Health | Japan | Tea
A tipster (thanks, Leighton) sent us this screencap of an ad she found on Facebook this morning. The copy reads: Summer's almost here and that means, [sic] it's time to get ripped abs! Try our new proven ab-toning product now!... CONTINUE READING HATE CRIME YOUR WAY TO A BETTER BODY»
Posted on April 16, 2009 in ,
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Tags: American History X | Facebook | Health
Chuck Bass is getting Chuck Fatt! THAT'S ONE SECRET I'LL ALWAYS TELL. From MSNBC: Chuck Bass may become even more off-putting in future episodes of "Gossip Girl" -- and not just because of his slimy behavior. Actor Ed Westwick's constant... CONTINUE READING ED WESTWICK IS FAT, AND HE RUINED HIS PANTS»
Posted on April 9, 2009 in
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Tags: Chuck Bass | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Health
INT. PSA DEVELOPMENT CONFERENCE ROOM - NIGHT Three men in rumpled suits sit slumped around a table littered with Chinese take-out boxes and crushed, empty Styrofoam coffee cups. One man gets up and moves to an orange and brown-colored... CONTINUE READING THE STORY BEHIND THE "DON'T PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH" PSA»
Posted on January 27, 2009 in
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Tags: Business | Children | Health
And the promos for the Neil Patrick Harris-hosted episode of SNL come out. (Thanks for the tip, Erin.) It's like Murphy's Law or something. Right? Isn't that Murphy's Law? "Anything bad that could happen will result in you getting sick... CONTINUE READING LINDSAY GETS SICK FOR ONE DAY»
Posted on January 7, 2009
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Tags: Health | Neil Patrick Harris | Saturday Night Live
In the run up to this weekend's Ricky Gervais stand up special on HBO, Out of England, there was a subway ad that featured him wearing a crown and a cape. Now, I didn't want to say anything because I... CONTINUE READING WHEN YOUR MOM RICKY GERVAISES AROUND THE HOUSE, SHE REALLY RICKY GERVAISES AROUND THE HOUSE»
Posted on November 17, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Delahaydge Siren | Health | Out Of England | Photoshop | Ricky Gervais
The guys at SuperDeluxe are so good at putting together fun stuff for your bored face that sometimes they don't even have time to promote all of it. Case in point, the new-ish series from comedians Gabe and Jenny, which... CONTINUE READING OPERATION WATCH THIS: "WHAT'S DOIN' WITH GABE AND JENNY"»
Posted on April 9, 2008 in
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Tags: Gabe And Jenny | Health | SuperDeluxe
