Kirstie Alley is getting her own reality show about her "efforts to lose weight while raising two teenagers." I'm sure this will be respectful, edifying, and great for her career! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN to your DVR!... CONTINUE READING THE BIGGEST KIRSTIE»
Posted on November 4, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: Health | Kirstie Alley
Gordon Ramsay got plastic surgery. Fine. But he did it on the advice of Simon Cowell? I thought only teenage girls took what that guy said seriously. (Sometimes TOO seriously.)... CONTINUE READING PROFESSOR FACES OVER HERE»
Posted on October 27, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Advice | American Idol | Gordon Ramsay | Health | Hell's Kitchen | Plastic Surgery | Simon Cowell
Sorry, ladies. Your strangle-hold (get it?) on the exercise by jacking off ghost dicks industry has finally ended. WHERE MY FELLAS AT?! Looking good, dudes! Could you aim the Shake Weight for Men a little more towards your mouth? A... CONTINUE READING THE SHAKE WEIGHT, NOW FOR MEN»
Posted on October 26, 2009 in Free Advertising
(71 comments)
Tags: Exercise | Health | Homoeroticism | Shake Weight | Yikes
ABC is developing a variation on The Biggest Loser called Obese for people pursuing extreme weight-loss. Perfect. We're gonna need a bigger pair of Terrible Idea Jeans! Get it? Bigger? Because of fat.... CONTINUE READING THE BIGGER BIGGEST LOSER»
Posted on October 23, 2009 in Reality TV, What America Wants
(9 comments)
Tags: Health | Obese | Obesity | The Biggest Loser | Yuck
I did not post that drunk guy falling endlessly through a convenience store video that went around last week because it was simply too sad. We must impose some limits in this world! But here is a collection of remixes... CONTINUE READING A REMIX OF A WRONG MAKES A RIGHT?»
Posted on October 20, 2009 in WebJunk
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Tags: Alcohol | Health | Remixes
Wait, Global Hand Washing Day was YESTERDAY?! How could we have missed it?! I would totally have washed my hands at some point yesterday, if only I had known. You would think that the traditional Global Hand Washing Day Dance... CONTINUE READING UH OH, WE MISSED GLOBAL HAND WASHING DAY»
Posted on October 16, 2009 in Good Idea Jeans
(21 comments)
Tags: Global Hand Washing Day | Health | United Nations
Representative Alan Grayson (D-FL) took to the House floor to outline the Republican health care proposal. Mmrwooowwwrrrr, or whatever.... CONTINUE READING THE CHAIR WOULD LIKE TO RECOGNIZE CAPTAIN SASSY»
Posted on September 30, 2009 in Politics
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Tags: Alan Grayson | Congress | Democrats | Fred Armisen | Health | Health Care Reform | Republicans | Scarlett Johansson
As you may have read, during the taping of last Friday's episode of the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, during a sketch in which Conan raced Teri Hatcher into the studio, Conan slipped and hit his head. He was later... CONTINUE READING YES, MONSTERS, THE FOOTAGE OF CONAN O'BRIEN FALLING AND HITTING HIS HEAD»
Posted on September 29, 2009 in Hospital, Late Night
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Tags: Conan O'Brien | Health | Monsters | Teri Hatcher | The Tonight Show | Yikes
Haha. Thanks, Terrence Howard! You've always got the best reminders. A Terrence Howard Reminder: You Gotta Feed Your Baby Human Food, Not Newspapers A Terrence Howard Reminder: There Is No Such Thing As Doubles Tetris A Terrence Howard Reminder:... CONTINUE READING TERRENCE HOWARD WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU TO WASH YOUR HANDS»
Posted on September 22, 2009 in PSAs
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Tags: Health | Terrence Howard
I feel obligated to post a link to this fake PSA featuring Jon Hamm and Will Ferrell (among others), but what's the deal with FunnyOrDie these days? It's like a website about name-dropping. And name-dropping is the worst.... CONTINUE READING WE GET IT, FUNNYORDIE, YOU'RE FAMOUS»
Posted on September 22, 2009 in Viral Video
(33 comments)
Tags: Health | Jon Hamm | Thomas Lennon | Will Ferrell
I'm a few days late on this, obviously, but that long weekend wasn't going to enjoy itself. Anyway, this is the new German PSA about AIDS that people keep sending in to tips@videogum.com. It is basically the 9/11 PSA of... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: AIDS ≠ HITLER»
Posted on September 8, 2009 in Hospital, Oh, Yuck!, PSAs
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Tags: AIDS | Health | Hitler
Jeremy Piven takes his case for the Great Mercury Poisoning of 2009 to the people. The part where he INVOKES THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION is pretty genius.... CONTINUE READING JEREMY PIVEN TAKING HIS SUSHI LIES TO THE NEXT LEVEL »
Posted on September 2, 2009 in Late Night
(8 comments)
Tags: Barack Obama | David Letterman | Fucking Liars | Health | Jeremy Piven | Sushi
Like, duh. He is not a very smart person. Them is just FACTS. Oh, he has some strengths. Like, he's very good at making sure that words are constantly coming out of his mouth. Some of those words even come... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: GLENN BECK IS AN IDIOT»
Posted on August 31, 2009 in Newsmagazines
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Tags: Barack Obama | Glenn Beck | Health | Idiocracy
The last time I wrote about Jay Leno a bunch of people rushed to his defense like an enraged pack of Mrs. Lenos. Relax, you guys. Jay Leno has over one million dollars, twice as many fans, and an... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: JAY LENO DOES NOT SAVE LIVES»
Posted on August 28, 2009 in Hospital, Viral Marketing
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Tags: Cars | Health | Jay Leno | The Jay Leno Show
PAH! Clips from the Marky Mark exercise video have been around for awhile, but Rich FourFour's new edit is the one that really gets the blood flowing. Now you are ready to hang out by the pool! PAH*! *A Glossary... CONTINUE READING HOW TO GET A MARKY MARK BODY»
Posted on August 27, 2009 in Pro Tips
(71 comments)
Tags: Exercise | Health | Mark Wahlberg | Marky Mark | PAH! | Sex
As you know by now (and if you don't know by now, you should get better at knowing things), Senator Ted Kennedy died last night. Obviously, I can't effectively or meaningfully eulogize him, and the world does not need me... CONTINUE READING HEAVEN JUST GOT A LITTLE MORE TED KENNEDY»
Posted on August 26, 2009 in Death, Politics
(104 comments)
Tags: Health | Senate | Ted Kennedy | Weezer
Oh no, Frankie Muniz has been hurt! In a race car accident! From MTV Movies Blog: A few weeks ago, he tweeted that he'd broken his wrist during a race. Then he tweeted this last Friday: "Update on my hand...... CONTINUE READING GET WELL SOON, FRANKIE MUNIZ!»
Posted on August 26, 2009 in Hospital
(23 comments)
Tags: Cars | Frankie Muniz | Hands | Health
At one of these health care reform town hall meetings, whatever those are, congressman Barney Frank (D-MA) went "toe-to-toe" (CNN) with some protesters, and "[took] on [the] rowdy town hall" (CBS). SIDENOTE: Does anyone actually understand what is going on... CONTINUE READING LET'S BE FRIENDS WITH BARNEY FRANK, YOU GUYS»
Posted on August 19, 2009 in Feuds, Politics
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Tags: Barney Frank | Health | of Montreal
They say that art lies in taking something very personal and making it universal. Or whatever. The idea is that in exploring life as you understand it, from your own unique perspective, you actually find a way to relate to... CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM MOVIE CLUB: FUNNY PEOPLE»
Posted on August 3, 2009 in The Videogum Movie Club
(94 comments)
Tags: Adam Sandler | Aubrey Plaza | Aziz Ansari | Comedy Nerds | Death | Funny People | Health | Jason Schwartzman | Jonah Hill | Judd Apatow | Seth Rogen
Speaking of feuds! Oh man. My (63rd) birthday is coming up, you guys, and I only have one wish: that Joe Rogan (Fear Factor, UFC) accept Dan Quinn's (Hospital, Nightmares) challenge to a fight. Just because one of them is... CONTINUE READING PLEASE LET JOE ROGAN TAKE DAN QUINN'S BAIT AND TURN THIS INTO A REAL FEUD!»
Posted on July 31, 2009 in Feuds
(15 comments)
Tags: Dan Quinn | Fighting | Health | Joe Rogan | Stevia
Ladies, your bodies are so fat! It's disgusting! You should be ashamed of yourselves! Luckily, many of you are. Good work, women's magazines and all other media and also society! Ladies, it's important to stay thin and fit and toned... CONTINUE READING THE SHAKE WEIGHT HAS GOT TO BE KIDDING US»
Posted on July 30, 2009 in Free Advertising
(27 comments)
Tags: Exercise | Health | Masturbation | Shake Weight | Women
Ladies, have you ever wanted to have a baby without going through all the trouble of getting someone to like you? And have you ever wished it was possible to get that baby to look like your favorite celebrity? Well... CONTINUE READING NOW YOU CAN HAVE A BABY THAT LOOKS LIKE A DUDE WHO LOOKS LIKE DON CHEADLE»
Posted on July 29, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans
(40 comments)
Tags: Celebrities | Children | Health
Looks like Renee Zellweger has figured out how to use a chest of drawers. She's back! From People: Zellweger, 40, is expected to start filming at the end of this year what will be the third installment about the love-starved... CONTINUE READING BRIDGET JONES DIARY 3: FAT THROTTLE»
Posted on July 15, 2009 in What America Wants
(20 comments)
Tags: Bridget Jones Diary | Food | Health | Renee Zellweger
This is a picture of Christian Bale on the set of his new movie, The Fighter (via JustJared). YOINKS. As you can see, he's lost a lot of weight like that other time he lost a lot of weight, but... CONTINUE READING CHRISTIAN BALE PROBABLY WISHING HE'D SAVED THAT MELT DOWN FOR NOW»
Posted on July 14, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
(37 comments)
Tags: Christian Bale | Health | Melt Downs | The Fighter
Rupert Grint, the professional actor who portrays Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter movies, got the swine flu! Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Whoa! I made him a Get Well Soon card! That ought to do it!... CONTINUE READING RUPERT GRINT GOT THE SWINE FLU!»
Posted on July 6, 2009 in Celebrity Gossip!, Hospital
(13 comments)
Tags: Harry Potter | Health | Ron Weasley | Rupert Grint | Swine Flu
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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