Legless cat is so chill! I heard that one time, legless cat fell asleep in the ocean and that's how Hawaii was invented. I heard that Jack Johnston stole all his songs from legless cat. I heard that…   Read Story »

There is no way I'm suffering having seen this video about a teenager who has trouble seeing and goes to the hospital and learns that there is a maggot growing in (and EATING) his eyeball by myself.…   Read Story »

Maybe now you can finally reach that goal of fitting into last season's overalls.   Read Story »

What? What is it like when you work out with your assistant for the first time in three months? (Via Robert Popper.)   Read Story »

Tyra Banks ran through the forest swiftly, barely even stopping to smell the dirt under her bare feet or eat any of the berries off of the bushes that were scratching her bare legs. She was too busy…   Read Story »

"I wanted to get fit, but gyms are too expensive, and besides, who has the time? No, I needed a workout program that I could do at home on my own time, and I wanted one that would be tailor-made to…   Read Story »

If we're going to achieve our goals, you guys, we have to try harder EVERY DAY. We can and will do it all, but we can't ever let up. Never ever. Remember: ABPEADSEIA (Always Be Painting Exercising…   Read Story »

Oh no! Chan Ho Park, the new pitcher for the New York Yankees, is sick, you guys! :( :( :( I made you a card, Chan Ho Park! For your health!   Read Story »

Tim and Eric are great, no duh. Their show is great. This is great. When they direct music videos, those are great videos! Of course, it was only a matter of time before Corporate America (boo!) got…   Read Story »

Sorry. NEXT POST, PLEASE! (Thanks for the tip, Scott.)   Read Story »