A few months ago, I tore a ligament in my thumb. I didn't know that at the time, I just thought that I had hurt my thumb, no big deal, you know? I bonked it! Well, WHAT A BONK. The thing is, I mostly…   Read Story »

The new Goop is here! And Gwyneth has some super fascinating tips for all of us on how to live our lives. Namely, we should definitely sleep. Cool tip from a cool lady. Basically everyone I know is…   Read Story »

It's important to remember just what this modern method of communication was invented for in the first place. Thank you, of course, to Dr. Al Gore.   Read Story »

Christian Van Vuuren has been quarantined with TB in a hospital room for 63 days, so he made this song (via Vulture) to keep himself occupied. Talk about a viral video! (Boooooo! Get off the blog!)…   Read Story »

Personally, I enjoyed the movie Avatar, but I think that a huge part of my enjoyment stemmed from LEAVING THE THEATER ALIVE. Now a man has died from watching this movie. Whoops. AVATAR, YOU ARE A…   Read Story »

Kirstie Alley is getting her own reality show about her "efforts to lose weight while raising two teenagers." I'm sure this will be respectful, edifying, and great for her career! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN…   Read Story »

Gordon Ramsay got plastic surgery. Fine. But he did it on the advice of Simon Cowell? I thought only teenage girls took what that guy said seriously. (Sometimes TOO seriously.)   Read Story »

Sorry, ladies. Your strangle-hold (get it?) on the exercise by jacking off ghost dicks industry has finally ended. WHERE MY FELLAS AT?! Looking good, dudes! Could you aim the Shake Weight for Men…   Read Story »

ABC is developing a variation on The Biggest Loser called Obese for people pursuing extreme weight-loss. Perfect. We're gonna need a bigger pair of Terrible Idea Jeans! Get it? Bigger? Because of fat.   Read Story »

I did not post that drunk guy falling endlessly through a convenience store video that went around last week because it was simply too sad. We must impose some limits in this world! But here is a…   Read Story »