Oh wow. This is the worst! Do you remember that movie that you didn't see because no one saw it called I Love You, Beth Cooper? It was like the poor man's Can't Hardly Wait, as if Can't Hardly Wait... CONTINUE READING I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU, BETH COOPER»
Posted on July 28, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans, Viral Marketing
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Tags: Graduation | Hayden Panettiere | High School | I Love You Beth Cooper | Kenya Mejia | Teenagers
Yesterday, I posited that a print ad featuring Jessica Alba in a Hannibal Lecter mask in an effort to encourage voter registration was the scientifically proven least effective means of political activism. I WAS SO WRONG. This VIDEO featuring Jessica... CONTINUE READING JESSICA ALBA WANTS YOU TO VOTE, SUPPOSEDLY, MAYBE, IT'S KIND OF HARD TO TELL»
Posted on October 3, 2008 in Politics, Viral Marketing
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Tags: Election 2008 | Hayden Panettiere | Jessica Alba | Tristan Wilds
The internet now has a trailer for Fireflies In The Garden, the new Julia Roberts movie that premiered at the Berlin Film Festival earlier this year but doesn't have a US release date yet, despite starring not just Julia but... CONTINUE READING JULIA ROBERTS, RYAN REYNOLDS AND HAYDEN PANETTIERE ARE IN THE SAME MOVIE»
Posted on August 11, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Fireflies In The Garden | Hayden Panettiere | Julia Roberts | Ryan Reynolds | Willem Dafoe
I'm glad that I don't have any musical talent, because it means that I don't have to suffer the excrutiating indignity of watching everyone who's ever stood in front of a video camera thinking that they have what it takes.... CONTINUE READING HEAR THE CHEERLEADER RUIN THE WORLD»
Posted on July 17, 2008 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Hayden Panettiere | Heroes
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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