This makes me laugh so hard you don't even know. Lots of Love. A strong addition to any LOLk portfolio. Your keys, sir.... CONTINUE READING "GET OFF MY FAMILY!" -- HARRISON FORD»
Posted on August 11, 2009 in Supercuts
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Tags: Family Guy | Harrison Ford | LOLk | Wife Swap
It's funny because just the other day I said to a friend, "Boy, I wish they would make Firewall but with Liam Neeson and infidelity." The Other Man trailer, you guys: GET OFF MY WIFE! It used to be that... CONTINUE READING LIAM NEESON IS THE NEW HARRISON FORD»
Posted on July 31, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Antonio Banderas | Harrison Ford | Laura Linney | Liam Neeson | The Other Man
I am going to be a perfect old man. I've already got the whole complaining thing down, all I need now is the inherently limited number of years left to live that confronts people with their own mortality so that... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL»
Posted on February 2, 2009 in The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
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Tags: Cate Blanchett | Harrison Ford | Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull | Shia LaBeouf | Steven Spielberg | Yo La Tengo
The trailer for Crossing Over, starring Harrison Ford, Ashley Judd, and our collective cognitive dissonance about immigration: You know what I want to ask myself instead of asking myself why so many risk so much to come to this country?... CONTINUE READING CRASH 2: GET OFF MY COUNTRY!»
Posted on November 13, 2008 in Documentaries, Trailer
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Tags: Ashley Judd | Crash | Crossing Over | Errol Morris | Harrison Ford | Vampire Weekend
If you have an interest in Harrison Ford, chest-waxing, conservation, Access Hollywood, or totally absurd celebrity stunts that you can't really make fun of because they're for charity, you probably saw part of the making of the Harrison Ford Gets... CONTINUE READING HARRISON FORD'S CHEST-WAX PSA IS REAL AND STILL BIZARRE»
Posted on May 20, 2008 in PSAs
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Tags: Chest | Deforestation | Harrison Ford | Wax
Someone has taken Steven Spielberg's 40s-serial-inspired nostalgia-adventure film Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark and reconstituted it into its source material. The opening is great, and it ends with a traditional matinee cliff-hanger. (via Lisanti Quarterly, watch... CONTINUE READING THIS IS YOUR FATHER'S RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK»
Posted on May 19, 2008 in Viral Video
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Tags: Aging | Harrison Ford | Indiana Jones | Steven Spielberg
I know that I am losing in my campaign against Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which is weird since I have more money and much more public support than either Spielberg or Lucas (or Ford or... CONTINUE READING INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME»
Posted on May 16, 2008
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Tags: George Lucas | Harrison Ford | Indiana Jones | Shia LaBeouf | Steven Spielberg
There are a bunch of behind-the-scenes clips from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull traveling along the information coal mine track today, and while I maintain that this movie looks boring and annoying, this behind-the-scenes footage is... CONTINUE READING STEVEN SPIELBERG AND GEORGE LUCAS ARE BORING OLD MEN»
Posted on May 15, 2008 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Aging | George Lucas | Harrison Ford | Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull | Shia LaBeouf | Steven Spielberg
I might be the only one who doesn't think that Sarah Silverman's "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" video love letter to Jimmy Kimmel is the funniest thing. It's nice when celebrities are able to make fun of themselves, but it's mostly... CONTINUE READING JIMMY KIMMEL HATES FAGS»
Posted on February 25, 2008 in Backlashes
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Tags: Ben Affleck | Brad Pitt | Harrison Ford | Jimmy Kimmel | Josh Groban | Lance Bass | Macy Gray | Matt Damon | Robin Williams | Sarah Silverman
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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