There is a Japanese game show called Panic Face King where the goal is to make someone have the most panicked face possible. And whoever does that is the king. Of that. I guess. Anyway, in a clip that is... CONTINUE READING HOW COULD A SNIPER "PRANK" POSSIBLY GO WRONG?»
Posted on October 14, 2009 in Awkward Live TV, Backlashes, Bad Idea Jeans
(27 comments)
Tags: Guns | Japan | Panic Face King | Pranks | Snipers
I know that you hate to play by the rules, and dammnit, that is what makes you so effective, but the DA has been on my ass all year. You know how this works. You're off the case! Shit has... CONTINUE READING I AM GOING TO NEED YOUR BADGE AND YOUR GUN»
Posted on August 12, 2009 in Supercuts
(32 comments)
Tags: Badges | Cops | Crime | Guns
Yuck, this is an ad for Christianity (in general!) by the self-appointed defenders of the faith and Creation Museum creators, Answers In Genesis: I know: what? Let's try to unpack this unarguably misguided commercial. First, I know this is supposed... CONTINUE READING START BELIEVING IN GOD OR THIS KID WILL SHOOT»
Posted on April 13, 2009 in Commercials
(43 comments)
Tags: Christians | Guns | Jesus | Kids
The Onion News Network: LOL. I know it's supposed to be satire, but not knowing anything about non-Wii-sports videogames, I would have assumed we were already there already. The ostrich kills me every time. ... CONTINUE READING HOT NEW VIDEO GAME CONSISTS SOLELY OF SHOOTING PEOPLE POINT-BLANK IN THE FACE»
Posted on April 7, 2009 in Video Games
(6 comments)
Tags: Guns | The Onion
This man (via BoingBoing) has mounted a chainsaw onto an assault rifle. Fair enough. Some people are arguing that this is the ultimate weapon for the Zombie Apocalypse. Let's get real, you guys. Zombies are fast now. They have been... CONTINUE READING CHAINSAW BAYONET MOUNTED ASSAULT RIFLE IS THE ULTIMATE WEAPON IN THE PUMPKIN APOCALYPSE»
Posted on December 2, 2008 in Dream Merch
(7 comments)
Tags: Gears Of War | Guns | LeAnn Rimes | Zombies
The thing that's weird about world records is that a lot of times you watch the incredible feats performed by these champions, and as insanely difficult as they must be to accomplish, and as impressive as they are when you... CONTINUE READING DO NOT PLAY BUCK HUNTER AGAINST THIS MAN»
Posted on September 3, 2008 in Sports
(3 comments)
Tags: Buck Hunter | Guns | The Shins | Tom Knapp | World Records
Heidi and Spencer are buying weapons: [Heidi and Spencer] are working on their firearms skills with a personal instructor who went over shooting skills, close combat, tactical, and defense weapons training. Heidi and Spencer came with their own personal arsenal... CONTINUE READING THE 10 SADDEST WAYS TO DIE»
Posted on July 10, 2008 in Behind The Scenes
(8 comments)
Tags: Guns | Heidi Montag | Spencer Pratt
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
MORE »
If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
MORE »
I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
MORE »
The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
MORE »
Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
MORE »
