In the flush of the holiday season, it was almost possible for a moment to forget that the world is an endless and inescapable nightmare. Would an endless and inescapable nightmare have so much EGG…   Read Story »

"I love playing video games! They're just a really fun distraction from the day-to-day stress of my normal life. In a lot of ways I like them even more than movies or TV because you are kind of,…   Read Story »

I'm sure no one smells glasses filled with cat urine or pops grains of cat littler into their mouth and eats them in this cat littler commercial. Whoops! I was wrong. It's funny how you can be…   Read Story »

Gross. Barf. Earmuffs. From the Playboy: “To be honest I don’t remember too much about it,” the 22-year-old actor shared. “All I remember is I had been awake for almost 86 hours, I was on…   Read Story »

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Oh look, your boyfriend, who you date and make love to by candlelight and LARP with every weekend upstate, made you a bologna sandwich: "I'm sorry, dear, but I've held my tongue long enough. I…   Read Story »

I know I don't usually speak so plainly, but BREAK UP WITH HIM. (Thanks for the tip, Detroit Dutchgirl.)   Read Story »

Usually we try to keep the "that's your boyfriend/girlfriend" stuff to one or two posts a week, because we are here to inform and entertain, not facilitate sexual intercourse between monsters. But is…   Read Story »

IFC films released this new trailer for its Julianne Moore Oscar-bait incest biopic just in time for Mother's Day. Savage Grace is the famous true story of a socialite named Barbara Daly Baekeland,…   Read Story »