The best thing about this video in which a bunch of famous movie scenes are recreated using the multi-player function of Grand Theft Auto IV is that a lone nerd in his mom's basement couldn't make it. He needed a... CONTINUE READING GRAND THEFT AUTO IV PARADISO»
Posted on July 8, 2008 in Video Games, Viral Video
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Tags: American History X | Fight Club | Goodfellas | Grand Theft Auto IV | Reservoir Dogs | The Godfather
The New York Times today profiles actor Michael Hollick who provided the voice and body-motion for Niko Bellic, the main character of Grand Theft Auto IV. Hollick made about $100,000 for his work in flate fees, but would have made... CONTINUE READING MICHAEL HOLLICK HAS NEVER PLAYED A VIDEOGAME»
Posted on May 21, 2008 in Behind The Scenes, Video Games
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Tags: Grand Theft Auto IV | Michael Hollick | Niko Bellic
On Conan O'Brien last night he showed his "toned down" version of Grand Theft Auto IV. I'm pretty sure it already exists and is called Second Life. If you don't know what Second Life is, it's where nerds go to... CONTINUE READING CONAN O'BRIEN'S GRAND THEFT CANDY: FRIENDS»
Posted on May 8, 2008 in Late Night, Video Games
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Tags: Conan O'Brien | Grand Theft Auto IV
Kotaku found this ad on Target's website: Put down that shoulder-mounted rocket launcher and get your mother something to show her that you love her/appreciate her letting you live in the basement. So many problems with this. For one, I... CONTINUE READING TEXT YOUR MOTHER YOU LOVE HER, SUNDAY, MAY 11TH»
Posted on May 5, 2008 in Video Games
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Tags: Grand Theft Auto IV | Mother's Day | Niko Bellic
Since many of you might not be interested in playing Grand Theft Auto IV, recognizing that violence against women and the glorification of dangerous criminal activity is not the type of energy you need vibrating your chakra (or whatever, I'm... CONTINUE READING GRAND THEFT ZEBRA: GOD TOWN»
Posted on May 2, 2008 in Video Games
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Tags: God | Grand Theft Auto IV | Zoo Race
The cinderblock walls were painted in a light, medicinal green. Everything was low-key, and sickly. Niko Bellic gripped the bars to his cell and stared out into the middle distance. He thought of his native Serbia. The atrocities that he... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: GRAND THEFT AUTO JAIL»
Posted on May 1, 2008 in Video Games, You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Fan Fiction | Grand Theft Auto IV | Liberty City | Niko Bellic | Prison
THIS GUY. I'm not going to go into the depth of sadness or the crushing weight of failure that accompanied my purchase of an X-Box last night. That's a whole other post for my new blog, suicidegum.com. Whatever, fuck you,... CONTINUE READING WHAT HAS TWO THUMBS, LOW SELF-ESTEEM, AND PLAYED A BUNCH OF GRAND THEFT AUTO IV LAST NIGHT?»
Posted on April 30, 2008
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Tags: Grand Theft Auto IV | Loneliness | Nerds
I got this in the mail today. It's a promotional item for Grand Theft Auto IV, which comes out April 29th. It looks like one of those "We're #1" foam hands that you would wear to an athletic sporting game,... CONTINUE READING PUT YOUR SMELLY HANDS TOGETHER FOR GRAND THEFT AUTO IV»
Posted on April 7, 2008 in Oh, Yuck!, Video Games
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Tags: Grand Theft Auto IV | Human Reproductive System | Marketing
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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