How About A SPOILER ALERT On These New Gossip Girl Posters

There's a new series of "provocative" Gossip Girl print ads that are going to definitely make the kids go hmm, just as soon as the kids discover the joys of reading. Each ad features one of the main characters (but... CONTINUE READING HOW ABOUT A SPOILER ALERT ON THESE NEW GOSSIP GIRL POSTERS»

Gossip Girl: Dan And Serena Should Lose Their Suicide Virginity Together

Now that Thanksgiving is out of the way it's going to be a headlong rush through the holiday season and basically it's already 2009. But before we kiss 2008 goodbye forever, since this is such a forgettable year with absolutely... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: DAN AND SERENA SHOULD LOSE THEIR SUICIDE VIRGINITY TOGETHER»

The Soup Finds Impossible Similarities Between Chuck Bass And Edward Vampirewhatever

Meeting at The Soupwalker Ranch: Soup Staffer 1: "What will go really viral this week?" Soup Staffer 2: "I don't know, a Twilight/Gossip Girl mashup?" Soup Staffer 1: "That's too obvious. How is that even Soup related?" Soup Staffer 2:... CONTINUE READING THE SOUP FINDS IMPOSSIBLE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN CHUCK BASS AND EDWARD VAMPIREWHATEVER»

Posted on November 20, 2008 in Movie Mashups (6 comments)
Tags: Chuck Bass | Gossip Girl | Twilight

EXCLUSIVE: First Look At Josh Schwartz's Script For X-Men: First Class

Interesting news about the next X-Men movie, you guys. From Variety: Twentieth Century Fox is gearing up to continue its "X-Men" franchise with a younger set of mutants. Studio has tapped "Gossip Girl" creator Josh Schwartz to write "X-Men: First... CONTINUE READING EXCLUSIVE: FIRST LOOK AT JOSH SCHWARTZ'S SCRIPT FOR X-MEN: FIRST CLASS»

Posted on November 19, 2008 in Screenplays (13 comments)
Tags: Gossip Girl | Josh Schwartz | The O.C. | X-Men: First Class

Gossip Girl: Be Thankful I Don't Talk About Serena And Aaron Rose

It's Thanksgiving! As the episode opens we're told that while for most people Thanksgiving is a holiday where families come together and give thanks, on the Upper East Side it returns to its roots of lying, manipulation, and betrayal. POLITICAL.... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: BE THANKFUL I DON'T TALK ABOUT SERENA AND AARON ROSE»

Gossip Girl: Dan And Jenny Humphrey Are Two Garbage Peas In A Vomit Pod

When Jenny Humphrey ran away last week it was very exciting. Unlike throwing your sweet sixteen-and-a-half at 1Oak or stealing all of Bart Bass's Ferragamo loafers as a goof, teenagers running away from home can have very dire consequences. Maybe... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: DAN AND JENNY HUMPHREY ARE TWO GARBAGE PEAS IN A VOMIT POD»

New Gossip Girl Posters Will Not Piss Off Your Parents

Remember the original ads for season 2 of Gossip Girl that showed two kids fucking Like Water for Chocolate style with a salacious quote like "Your Mom's Going To Barf," or "This Show Will Fuck Your Mouth"? Well there's a... CONTINUE READING NEW GOSSIP GIRL POSTERS WILL NOT PISS OFF YOUR PARENTS»

Gossip Girl: Jenny Humphrey Takes The Fashion World By Stupid

OK, so last week Jenny Humphrey quit her job with Eleanor Waldorf and decided to start her own fashion line, and as this week's episode opens Jenny is just putting the finishing touches on a final dress. What? I'm not... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: JENNY HUMPHREY TAKES THE FASHION WORLD BY STUPID»

SPOILER ALERT: Gossip Girl Going To Get A Little Less [Insert Character Here]

You've probably already heard that someone is going to die on this season of Gossip Girl, but supposedly this link SPOILS who it is. We didn't click on it. For real. We don't want to know. Follow at your own... CONTINUE READING SPOILER ALERT: GOSSIP GIRL GOING TO GET A LITTLE LESS [INSERT CHARACTER HERE]»

Posted on November 3, 2008 in Spoilers (5 comments)
Tags: Death | Gossip Girl | Paul McCartney | Spoilers

Gossip Girl: Blair Has An Itch That Only Chuck Can Have Sex With

We open this week on Blair masturbating. Haha. That sentence. We open this week on Blair masturbating. OK! Dorata, her maid, catches her and tells her that God is always watching. Um, shut up, Dorata. Considering the fact that this... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: BLAIR HAS AN ITCH THAT ONLY CHUCK CAN HAVE SEX WITH»

Chuck Bass Has A Band

They're called The Filthy Youth. They sound like the Libertines. Here they are playing a song called "The Confidence" (via GoldenFiddle): I really hope they work this into an episode. Like, Serena runs into The Box to use the bathroom... CONTINUE READING CHUCK BASS HAS A BAND»

Posted on October 22, 2008 in Behind The Scenes, Music Related Content (6 comments)
Tags: Charlie Trout | Chuck Bass | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | The Filthy Youth

Gossip Girl: Serena Should Be Given Up For Adoption

Bart Bass is back from Billionaire Island or whatever, so it's time for the Basses and the Van Der Woodsens to become a family. Because Lilly and Bart got married last spring, and you know the rule about when both... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: SERENA SHOULD BE GIVEN UP FOR ADOPTION»

SPOILER ALERT: Jenny Humphrey Will Continue To Be An Asshole

A new Gosip Girl set photo has surfaced in which SPOILER ALERT Jenny Humphrey is kissing Nate Archibald. OMZzzzzz, you guys! Although there is another MAJOR SPOILER if you follow that link. xoxo.... CONTINUE READING SPOILER ALERT: JENNY HUMPHREY WILL CONTINUE TO BE AN ASSHOLE»

Posted on October 17, 2008 in Soap Operas, Spoilers (3 comments)
Tags: Chace Crawford | Gossip Girl | Jenny Humphrey | Nate Archibald | Taylor Momsen

Charlie Trout's Newest Conquest

Olympic gold-medalist Natasia Liukin will have a guest role on Gossip Girl this season. At first she was going to play herself, but they've actually written a role for her. Sure. Here's a sneak peak at the script: "Hey, Serena,... CONTINUE READING CHARLIE TROUT'S NEWEST CONQUEST»

Posted on October 15, 2008 in Casting Calls (6 comments)
Tags: Gossip Girl | Natasha Liukin

Blake Lively And Penn Badgley Need To Chill With The Thinking They Know Stuff

Another day, another misguided get out the vote campaign. This time, it's Penn Badgley and Blake Lively, along with a bunch of people I don't recognize, playing the old "parents, we need to have a talk" game. First of all,... CONTINUE READING BLAKE LIVELY AND PENN BADGLEY NEED TO CHILL WITH THE THINKING THEY KNOW STUFF»

Gossip Girl: Yale Ready For This

This week's episode opens with a dream sequence. It's basically My Fair Lady, with Blair as Eliza Doolittle taking diction lessons from Henry Higgins, who we will later recognize as the dean of Yale, and then Serena walks in and... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: YALE READY FOR THIS»

Chuck Bass Wants Us To Vote

Well, it turns out that even though the registration deadline has already passed in many states, there were still some celebrities left over who hadn't made a viral voting video. So here's yet another one, with Anne Hathaway, the cast... CONTINUE READING CHUCK BASS WANTS US TO VOTE»

Posted on October 8, 2008 in Politics, Viral Video (8 comments)
Tags: Andy Dick | Anne Hathaway | Chuck Bass | Gossip Girl | Vote

Gossip Girl: Charlie Trout, Don Grumphrey, Clair Waldorn, And Selena Ban Der Foodsen Go To Fashion Week

It's Fashion Week! This is obviously a show about high school because the most important thing to remember is IT'S FASHION WEEK. I remember when I was in high school every fall it was like "Ugh, isn't western civ over... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: CHARLIE TROUT, DON GRUMPHREY, CLAIR WALDORN, AND SELENA BAN DER FOODSEN GO TO FASHION WEEK»

Gossip Girl: Looks Like The Chuck Bass Has Become The Master

It's the first day back to school, so you know what that means! Actually, I thought I knew what that meant, but I clearly don't. Within the first five minutes of the show both Serena and Jenny Humphrey suggest to... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: LOOKS LIKE THE CHUCK BASS HAS BECOME THE MASTER»

Gossip Girl: Our National Dan And Serena Nightmare Comes To An End

It's still summer in New York City, according to Gossip Girl. It's 102 degrees! Everyone is so sweaty! Things pick up where they left off last week. Nate is apologizing to Vanessa for standing her up last week but also... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: OUR NATIONAL DAN AND SERENA NIGHTMARE COMES TO AN END»

Bravo Just Hearing About This Silver Spoons Show

Laguna Beach ended two years ago, The Hills just entered it's fourth season, 90210's debut episode pulled in record viewers for its home channel CW, and Gossip Girl is all the rage. Oh look, here comes Bravo. Hello Bravo! You... CONTINUE READING BRAVO JUST HEARING ABOUT THIS SILVER SPOONS SHOW»

Gossip Girl: With Parents Like These, Who Needs Children

Picking up where we left off last week, the children are all in the Hamptons, but summer is winding down and it's time to return to the big city. Dan and Serena wake up on a beach after fucking all... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: WITH PARENTS LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS CHILDREN»

Gossip Girls Will Guest Star On 30 Rock

Sweeps Stunts are okay when they're on 30 Rock: EW reports that Leighton Meester and Blake Lively will guest star in a November sweeps episode, playing Liz Lemon's classmates in flashback. Fun! But who is going to play the (apparently)... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRLS WILL GUEST STAR ON 30 ROCK»

Posted on September 5, 2008 in Sitcoms (1 comments)
Tags: 30 Rock | Blake Lively | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester | Tina Fey

You Can Make It Up: Gossip Girl, The Hills, And The New 90210 Have Tea At The Plaza Hotel

Violin music gently filled the tastefully appointed Tea Room at the Plaza Hotel. Blair Waldorf and Serena Van Der Woodsen sat at a table near the back, along with Nate Archibald, Chuck Bass, and Dan Humphrey. Accompanying them were Heidi... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: GOSSIP GIRL, THE HILLS, AND THE NEW 90210 HAVE TEA AT THE PLAZA HOTEL»

Posted on September 4, 2008 in You Can Make It Up (2 comments)
Tags: 90210 | Gossip Girl | The Hills

Gossip Girl: And Here We...Go

Just in time! Last night, I watched the season 1 finale of Gossip Girl right before season 2 began. I did it! Success! I win/lose! So, after Dan broke up with Serena and Chuck left Blair waiting on the helipad... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: AND HERE WE...GO»