The show opens with a joke about how Blair refuses to use the dirty, dirty subway. Oh please. I am willing to accept so much from this show, from the weekly cocktail parties to the casual ways in which adults... Lost'">CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: APPARENTLY NO ONE ON THE UES HAS EVER SEEN A "SAWYER" EPISODE OF LOST»
Posted on April 28, 2009
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Tags: Blair Waldorf | Blake Lively | Chuck Bass | Dan Humphrey | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester | Penn Badgley | Serena Van Der Woodsen
The episode opens in the middle of a My Fair Lady-esque dream sequence in which Blair tries to sell...herself...flowers in a fancy restaurant to pay for school and then is escorted out by Grandfather Archibald because "that dream is over."... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: THE JEWS ESCAPED EGYPT FOR THIS?»
Posted on April 21, 2009 in
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Tags: Blair Warner | Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Chuck Bass | Dan Humphrey | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester | Nate Archibald | Penn Badgley | Serena Van Der Woodsen
This is the first poster for the Gossip Girl spin-off, Valley Girls, about a young Lily Van Der Woodsen in 1980s LA. Whoops, that's your poster. They've made a terrible mistake. I mean, we've all known about this show for... CONTINUE READING THE LILY VAN DER WOODSEN GOSSIP GIRL SPIN-OFF POSTER FAIL»
Posted on April 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Brittany Snow | Gossip Girl | Josh Schwartz | Lily Van Der Woodsen | Spinoff | Valley Girls
Chuck Bass is getting Chuck Fatt! THAT'S ONE SECRET I'LL ALWAYS TELL. From MSNBC: Chuck Bass may become even more off-putting in future episodes of "Gossip Girl" -- and not just because of his slimy behavior. Actor Ed Westwick's constant... CONTINUE READING ED WESTWICK IS FAT, AND HE RUINED HIS PANTS»
Posted on April 9, 2009 in
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Tags: Chuck Bass | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Health
Your sense of self is constructed from the accumulation of your life experiences, the books you've read, the lessons of your parents, etc, etc. But a lot of it is theoretical, abstract. And as you get older, this abstraction only... CONTINUE READING A TEST OF ENDURANCE»
Posted on March 27, 2009 in
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Tags: Gossip Girl | Like Watching Paint Dry | Rolling Stone
If for some reason you don't feel like watching this Blake Lively interview on the Late Show with David Letterman, not that I could imagine a single reason why that would be, not a single reason in the whole world... CONTINUE READING SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN ON LETTERMAN»
Posted on March 25, 2009 in
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Tags: Blake Lively | David Letterman | Gossip Girl | Serena Van Der Woodsen
Vanessa and Dan are heading over to Nate's house to watch some college basketball and talking all about the European vacation Vanessa is planning on taking with Nate this summer. Uh oh. Not two seconds into this week's episode and... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: GRANDFATHER CAN BE VERY PERSUASIVE»
Posted on March 24, 2009 in
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Tags: Blair Waldorf | Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Chuck Bass | Dan Humphrey | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester | Nate Archibald | Penn Badgley | Serena Van Der Woodsen
The cover story of this month's Rolling Stone is a feature on Gossip Girl. Sure. It's a great show, and what better time to feature them on the cover of a declining music magazine than three quarters of the way... CONTINUE READING ED WESTWICK AND CHACE CRAWFORD EXPRESS THEIR FATIGUE WITH BEING CALLED GAY BY SAYING A BUNCH OF GAY STUFF»
Posted on March 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Chace Crawford | Ed Westwick | Girl Talk | Gossip Girl | Homosexuality
YESSSS! It's back! We pick up right where we left off. Dan Humphrey is hooking up with that horrible teacher that at first it was rumored he was hooking up with when he wasn't but then she got fired for... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: ALL THE WORLD IS, LIKE, TOTALLY A STAGE, OR WHATEVER»
Posted on March 17, 2009 in
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Tags: Blair Waldorf | Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Chuck Bass | Dan Humphrey | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Jenny Humphrey | Leighton Meester | Nate Archibald | Penn Badgley | Serena Van Der Woodsen | Taylor Momsen
Gossip Girl has been picked up for a third season. xoxo, you know you love it.... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL SEASON 3: GOOD THING EVERYONE ONLY APPLIED TO YALE»
Posted on February 25, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Gossip Girl
Oh man, you guys. It feels like Gossip Girl has been on hiatus 4 everrrrr. New episodes return March 16th? You might as well tell me new episodes return Space 2110. This is funny, though: VOTE HIM OFF! VOTE HIM... CONTINUE READING I SPEAK CHUCK BASS»
Posted on February 19, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Chuck Bass | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl
Zuzanna Szadkowski, who plays Dorota on Gossip Girl, gave an interview to MTV. Did you know that just like Dorota, Zuzanna is also Polish? Can you believe it? Can you believe that a woman named Zuzanna Szadkowski is Polish?! Boom... CONTINUE READING EVEN IN REAL LIFE, DOROTA IS MISTREATED»
Posted on February 17, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Gossip Girl | Zuzanna Szadkowski
Bravo has announced a new reality show that is basically live action Gossip Girl (unlike the cartoon we all know and love), following around the privileged elite at New York private schools. We're guessing there's a lot less casual morning... CONTINUE READING I'M REALLY BORED, AND YOU REALLY RUINED MY PANTS»
Posted on February 13, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Gossip Girl
Blair has community service because of how she invited the new teacher, Ms. Carr, to the opera as a prank. I really wish they would have shown the scene in which Ms. Carr was forced to explain her side of... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: SHORT EYES WIDE SHUT»
Posted on February 3, 2009 in
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Tags: Blair Waldorf | Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Chuck Bass | Dan Humphrey | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester | Nate Archibald | Penn Badgley | Serena Van Der Woodsen
It's Yale Day, whatever that is. Have things really changed so much since I went to college? Granted, that was back in 1953, when a woman wouldn't dare to show her ankles, but I remember everyone getting their acceptance letters... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: IT'S NOT OVER UNTIL THE SIZE 4 LADY SINGS»
Posted on January 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Blair Waldorf | Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Dan Humphrey | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester | Nate Archibald | Penn Badgley | Serena Van Der Woodsen
It's being reported this morning that the CW will move forward with a Gossip Girl spin-off show. From E!: The new venture from GG creators Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage is not, however, going to be a by-the-book look at... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL CAN BARELY HANDLE THE SHOW IT HAS NOW»
Posted on January 15, 2009 in
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Tags: Gossip Girl | Lily Van Der Woodsen | Spinoff
It's time to read Bart Bass's will. Lilly won't be there because she is in Boston with Rufus trying to track down their secret monster adoption nightmare. But Chuck has asked Blair to go with him, and the mysterious new... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: BLOOD IS MORE OF AN ASSHOLE THAN WATER»
Posted on January 13, 2009 in
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Tags: Blair Waldorf | Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Chuck Bass | Dan Humphrey | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Jenny Humphrey | Leighton Meester | Nate Archibald | Penn Badgley | Serena Van Der Woodsen | Taylor Momsen
Did Nike bump its head or something? Because they could have made this ad with any celebrity. Angela Bassett for example. That woman from Spanglish who looks like Penelope Cruz but is not Penelope Cruz. It's not like Taylor... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: TAYLOR MOMSEN CANNOT DO PARKOUR»
Posted on January 13, 2009 in
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Tags: Flavor Flav | Gossip Girl | Nike | Parkour | Richard Branson | Taylor Momsen
As yesterday's Super Broker Shuffle proved, the fake rap situation is not quite as cut-and-dry as, for example, the gay marriage question. This has a lot to do with fake rap being stupid and unimportant, whether you like it or... CONTINUE READING EVEN FAKE RAP ABOUT GOSSIP GIRL MUST BE STOPPED»
Posted on January 6, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Fake Rap | Gossip Girl
First things first: Aaron Rose is gone! Wait, isn't he Blair's stepbrother now? Shhhh! Don't spoil the Christmas Miracle with all of your pertinent questions. Gone. Serena broke up with him on the plane to Buenos Aires, which is classic... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: RUFUS HUMPHREY IS A TERRIBLE FATHER»
Posted on January 6, 2009 in
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Tags: Blair Waldorf | Blake Lively | Chuck Bass | Dan Humphrey | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Jenny Humphrey | Leighton Meester | Penn Badgley | Serena Van Der Woodsen | Taylor Momsen
Kelly Rutherford, who plays Lilly Van Der Woodsen and who in real life is pregnant and who also in real life just had a child, is in real lifegetting divorced from her husband of two years. No matter who you... CONTINUE READING LILLY VAN DER WOODSEN IS GETTING DIVORCED BASICALLY»
Posted on January 5, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Gossip Girl | Yeah Yeah Yeahs
YESSS! Apparently last week's Gossip Girl was the last we'll be seeing of SPOILER ALERT Aaron Rose. IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! But what does this mean for Aaron Rose's father, Wallace Shawn? Where's Wallace Shawn, String?... CONTINUE READING GOOD RIDDANCE TO UNBEARABLE RUBBISH»
Posted on December 18, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Gossip Girl
[Ed. Note: better late.] So, Bart Bass is dead. OR IS HE? My friend Steven has floated the possibility that he's not dead (quote: i just don't believe someone is dead until i see the corpse and see someone pee... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: ONE WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL»
Posted on December 10, 2008 in
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Tags: Blair Waldorf | Blake Lively | Chuck Bass | Dan Humphrey | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester | Penn Badgley | Serena Van Der Woodsen
The New York Post has an interview today with former Lower East Side fixture, Aaron Rose, on whom the Gossip Girl character Aaron Rose is loosely based, and guess what? He is vaguely unhappy about it! "I wish they would... CONTINUE READING EVEN AARON ROSE THINKS AARON ROSE IS THE WORST»
Posted on December 9, 2008 in , , ,
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Tags: Aaron Rose | Gossip Girl | Sonic Youth
It used to be that when you wanted to get a sense of a celebrity's personal life, you went to their house on trash day and dug through their garbage. Now, you just hack their Facebook account and read their... CONTINUE READING SOMEONE HAS SENT YOU A PRESENT»
Posted on December 5, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Depeche Mode | Ed Westwick | Facebook | Gossip Girl
