Speaking of your girlfriends, here she is. Talking about you. Not cool!... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND: LEIGHTON MEESTER»
Posted on November 20, 2009 in That's Your Girlfriend
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Tags: Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester
Obviously, this show has become ridiculous. It used to be about students at an elite private high school, their social and sexual manipulations, and handbags or whatever. That made sense. It had an internal logic to it. What is this... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL S03E10: THE PLAY IS THE HUH?»
Posted on November 17, 2009 in Recaps
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Tags: Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Jessica Szohr | Lady Gaga | Leighton Meester | Penn Badgley | Taylor Momsen
"Have you been so busy that you've forgotten what time of year it is?" Gossip Girl asks at the top of the episode. Uh, no? No, I have not. It is fall. It is a week and a half after... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL S03E09: THAT'S YOUR THREESOME»
Posted on November 10, 2009 in Recaps
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Tags: Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Jessica Szohr | Leighton Meester | Penn Badgley | Taylor Momsen
At the end of this week's episode, they showed the teaser for next week's episode, and it is going to feature a threesome? Perfect. They should use this show in junior high school classrooms, to teach children about life. But... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL S03E08: VOTE OR DIE OR JUST DIE»
Posted on November 3, 2009 in Recaps
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Tags: Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Hilary Duff | Jessica Szohr | Jimmy Fallon | Leighton Meester | Penn Badgley | Taylor Momsen
It's Halloween, and you know what that means: Kiss pumpkins! Wait, what? The episode opens with Rufus carving an entire series of Kiss pumpkins. WHY DON'T YOU FOCUS ON RAISING YOUR CHILDREN, RUFUS? Later, Rufus will dress up like the... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL S03E07: I'M DREAMING OF A WHITE HALLOWEEN»
Posted on October 27, 2009 in Recaps
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Tags: Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Jessica Szohr | Leighton Meester | Penn Badgley | Taylor Momsen
Blair has a bad dream based on All About Eve. Sure she does. It's 2009, it just makes sense that a college freshman would have a dream in which she is the Bette Davis character in a 60 year old... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL S03E06: CHUCK BASS IS BLAH-CURIOUS»
Posted on October 20, 2009 in Recaps
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Tags: Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Hilary Duff | Jessica Szohr | Leighton Meester | Penn Badgley | Taylor Momsen
Yesterday, on NY Mag's Vulture Blog, it was reported that Alan Ball is planning on killing a character in the third season of True Blood. Vulture then offered a poll to readers of which character they would most like to... CONTINUE READING WHO SHOULD DIE ON TV?»
Posted on October 13, 2009 in Everyone's A Critic
(168 comments)
Tags: Death | Family Guy | Gossip Girl | Mad Men | True Blood
If there was one week to miss so far this season, it was last week. Hilary Duff? Tyra Banks? Come on. I mean, I know this show is a make-believe dystopian nightmare for children, but one celebrity guest at a... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL S03E05: RUFUS AND LILY ARE NO JIM AND PAM. ALSO: SONIC YOUTH?»
Posted on October 13, 2009 in Recaps
(48 comments)
Tags: Blair Waldorf | Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Chuck Bass | Dan Humphrey | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Jenny Humphrey | Leighton Meester | Nate Archibald | Penn Badgley | Serena Van Der Woodsen | Sonic Youth | Taylor Momsen
It is hard to tell if you guys are even watching this season. Whatever, I ain't care. ASHER ROTH LOVES COLLEGE. In any case, I have not been able to watch this week's very special episode (Tyra Banks! Hilary Duff!)... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: OPEN THREAD»
Posted on October 6, 2009 in Teen Soap Operas
(30 comments)
Tags: Gossip Girl
Blair, who uses gloves to turn dormitory door knobs (of course she does), walks in on Dan and Georgina up in each other's gutz. CAUGHT! Dan is like "I was just in here to get a book called Our Bodies... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: CHILDREN TAKE THEIR SCOTCH NEAT, YOU KNOW THAT»
Posted on September 29, 2009 in Teen Soap Operas
(19 comments)
Tags: Blair Waldorf | Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Chuck Bass | Dan Humphrey | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Jenny Humphrey | Jessica Szohr | Leighton Meester | Nate Archibald | Penn Badgley | Serena Van Der Woodsen | Taylor Momsen | Vanessa Abrams
Whoa. Whatever facts about high school may have been gently fudged during the first two seasons of Gossip Girl (almost all of the facts, covered in fudge), they're going even further with their depiction of college, obliterating generations of human... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: THE COLLEGE YEARS»
Posted on September 22, 2009 in Teen Soap Operas
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Tags: Blair Waldorf | Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Chuck Bass | Dan Humphrey | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester | Nate Archibald | Penn Badgley | Serena Van Der Woodsen
Wow, the summer really is over. TIME TO LEAVE THE HAMPTONS. Or whatever. Are the Hamptons gauche now? I don't know. TIME TO LEAVE THE MOON. Old money is all about summering on the moon now. Of course, the season... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: IT'S NOT A REAL SOAP OPERA UNTIL SOMEONE GETS AMNESIA»
Posted on September 15, 2009 in Teen Soap Operas
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Tags: Blair Waldorf | Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Chuck Bass | Dan Humphrey | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Jenny Humphrey | Leighton Meester | Nate Archibald | Penn Badgley | Serena Van Der Woodsen | Taylor Momsen
First, your honor, I present the evidence. Article 1: BUT WAIT, DOCTOR JUDGE, THERE IS MORE OF THIS:... CONTINUE READING PIECING TOGETHER GOSSIP GIRL SEASON 3 FROM THESE FIVE CLUES»
Posted on September 2, 2009 in Justice, Wait For It..., What America Wants
(12 comments)
Tags: Blair Waldorf | Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Chuck Bass | Dan Humphrey | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Jenny Humphrey | Leighton Meester | Nate Archibald | Penn Badgley | Serena Van Der Woodsen | Taylor Momsen
Oh man. SPOILER ALERT.... CONTINUE READING CHUCK BASS IS [REDACTED]! »
Posted on August 25, 2009 in Behind The Scenes, What America Wants
(26 comments)
Tags: Chuck Bass | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Homosexuals
In yesterday's "A Night Out With" column in the Sunday Styles section of the New York Times, they spent a night out with Matthew Settle, the actor who plays Rufus Humphrey on Gossip Girl. On the show, Rufus is a... CONTINUE READING DUDE WHO PLAYS RUFUS HUMPHREY IS JUST AS BAD AS RUFUS HUMPHREY!»
Posted on August 17, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Gossip Girl | Matthew Settle | of Montreal | Rufus Humphrey
Chuck Bass dips into the Bass fortune to open his own chain of infused-smoothie stores, going head to head with Jambo's Juice (CEO revealed in final episode with cameo by Breckin Meyer). Serena Van Der Woodsen is found decapitated... CONTINUE READING SOME PREDICTIONS FOR GOSSIP GIRL SEASON 3»
Posted on August 10, 2009 in Wait For It..., What America Wants
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Tags: Blair Waldorf | Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Chuck Bass | Dan Humphrey | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Jenny Humphrey | Leighton Meester | Nate Archibald | Penn Badgley | Serena Van Der Woodsen | Taylor Momsen
HELLO UPPER-EASTSIDERS, Just kidding. If you live on the Upper Eastside and you read this blog, thank you for reading and please give me a limousine! But I will not cater to you. The rest of us are down here... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL XOXO SUMMER NEWS XOXO ROUND-UP XOXO»
Posted on July 14, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
(26 comments)
Tags: Chace Crawford | Chuck Bass | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Jenny Humphrey | Nate Archibald | Taylor Momsen | Vampires
Leighton Meester has a new song called "Body Control." It's going to set the middle-of-the-road, generic dance clubs of 1999 who like pedestrian non-music on fire.... CONTINUE READING LEIGHTON MEESTER SHOULD STICK TO SEX TAPES»
Posted on July 6, 2009 in Music Related Content
(2 comments)
Tags: Blair Waldorf | Dancing | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester | The '90s
NYC Prep is supposed to be real life Gossip Girl. Well, it's not. The thing about selfish, self-involved, back-stabbing, over-indulged high school students who live to fuck and spend their parents money is that without a bunch of completely unrealistic... CONTINUE READING NYC PREP: GET OFF MY TV LAWN»
Posted on June 24, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: Gossip Girl | NYC Prep
Leighton Meester has a sex tape now? NO WONDER SHE DIDN'T GET INTO YALE (I HATE MYSELF!). The worst part is that TMZ already made all of the "xoxo" and "spotted" jokes, so there isn't even a clever way to... CONTINUE READING LEIGHTON MEESTER SEX TAPE GOSSIP GIRL BLAST»
Posted on June 19, 2009 in Sex Tapes
(37 comments)
Tags: Blair Waldorf | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester | Sex
It's graduation time! And that means the end of Gossip Girl, says Serena, who is always right about everything. She's like a Correct Assumptions Factory. Hopefully, Serena says at brunch with Blair, this whole being arrested thing will be the... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: SEASON FINALE»
Posted on May 19, 2009
(20 comments)
Tags: Blair Waldorf | Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Chuck Bass | Dan Humphrey | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester | Nate Archibald | Penn Badgley | Serena Van Der Woodsen
The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture... CONTINUE READING DOUBLE DOG: I TOOK A TV BUS TOUR ALONE IN A "JUST JACK" TSHIRT»
Posted on May 13, 2009 in Double Dog
(59 comments)
Tags: After Hours | Enchanted | Friends | Ghostbusters | Gossip Girl | Hitch | I Am Legend | Self-Humiliation | Sex And The City | Spin City | The Cosby Show | The Sopranos | Weezer | Will And Grace
Last week, Nikki Finke reported that the Gossip Girl spin-off about young Lily Rhode's adventures in LA had been canceled before it even began. Actually, Nikki Finke said "put a fork in it. It's done," just to give you a... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: I HATE THE '80S»
Posted on May 12, 2009 in Soap Operas
(24 comments)
Tags: Blair Waldorf | Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Chuck Bass | Dan Humphrey | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester | Nate Archibald | Penn Badgley | Serena Van Der Woodsen
We don't like to make fun of 15-year-olds here because they are still children, even if those 15-year-olds act suspiciously like 32-year-olds, so let's just say that here is some video of Jenny Humphrey's band Pretty Reckless performing live as... CONTINUE READING TAYLOR MOMSEN TRIES AS HARD TO SING AS SHE TRIES TO ACT!»
Posted on May 6, 2009 in Music Related Content, Where Are They Now?
(12 comments)
Tags: Gossip Girl | Jenny Humphrey | Pretty Reckless | Taylor Momsen
Serena's new boyfriend Gabriel pulled a classic grift (what con artists call the Internet in Africa Oopsie Daisy) and got all of the money. If only Serena had listened to Chuck and Blair's creepy and vague suggestions that something just... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: YOU CAN'T CON A CONNER»
Posted on May 5, 2009 in Soap Operas
(25 comments)
Tags: Animal Collective | Blair Waldorf | Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Dan Humphrey | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester | Nate Archibald | Penn Badgley | Serena Van Der Woodsen
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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