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Since Videogum first began, not a day has gone by without an email from a concerned tipster wondering whether or not Gwyneth Paltrow likes Spain. Most of the emails are frantically written and in ALL…   Read Story »
Gwyneth Paltroooooowwwwwwww! Killing it! Everything she does is perfect. Wait, what did I say? Everything she does is retarded? Perfect. From her latest issue of Goop: The summer before last, a…   Read Story »
I hate Gwyneth Paltrow. As far as I'm concerned she's the aging bourgeois equivalent of Heidi and Spencer. Self-satisfied, detached from the world outside of her "clean" bubble, outrageously…   Read Story »
Gwyneth Paltrow stirred. A lilac scented breeze pushed gently at the diaphanous curtains of her castle aerie (two servants stood beneath her castle window, one waving a giant palm frond as the other…   Read Story »
Gwyneth Paltrow is a self-absorbed idiot who's completely disconnected from any rational sense of what the world is like for people who are not movie stars that own castles. And her lifestyle website…   Read Story »