A woman chose to live her life by the laws of Goop for some reason. Blogging ensues. I'm sure Meryl Streep is going to be amazing in Rebecca & Gwyneth.... CONTINUE READING SHE NOURISHED THE INNER ASPECT»
Posted on September 11, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans
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Tags: Goop | Gwyneth Paltrow
It's not like people didn't know that Tyra Banks was ridiculous and awful. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating everything in the medicine cabinet, but have you seen her facial expressions when she's... CONTINUE READING TYRA BANKS WANTS TO BE THE BLACK GWYNETH PALTROW»
Posted on September 8, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans
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Tags: Goop | Gwyneth Paltrow | Lifestyle Website Industry | Tyra Banks
These two ladies are really going blow for blow these days. "I'm the worst!" "No, I am the worst!" Stop, you're both incredibly awful! Is it possible to have a Mexican stand-off with just two people? Let's try! I heard... CONTINUE READING GWYNETH PALTROW NARROWLY WRESTS HER TITLE OF "THE WORST" BACK FROM KATHERINE HEIGL»
Posted on July 31, 2009 in Fake Feuds
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Tags: Animal Collective | Goop | Gwyneth Paltrow | Katherine Heigl
First off, you're going to want to start with one completely over-inflated sense of self-importance that allows for the belief that you should show people how to cook something for some reason even though you don't need to do that... CONTINUE READING GWYNETH PALTROW'S RECIPE FOR ROASTED CHICKEN»
Posted on July 23, 2009 in Instructional Videos
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Tags: Chicken | Goop | Gwyneth Paltrow
From the latest issue of Goop (via GoldenFiddlr), you guys: Doo Doo. Perfect. She probably wrote this one herself because she didn't trust her ghostwriter to get the tone right. Nailed it. I'm not entirely clear on the difference between... CONTINUE READING GWYNETH PALTROW WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW ABOUT HER BOWEL MOVEMENTS»
Posted on July 9, 2009 in Oh, Yuck!
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Tags: Assholes | Goop | Gwyneth Paltrow | Toilets
Since Videogum first began, not a day has gone by without an email from a concerned tipster wondering whether or not Gwyneth Paltrow likes Spain. Most of the emails are frantically written and in ALL CAPS. Messages such as "DOES... CONTINUE READING BREAKING NEWS: GWYNETH PALTROW LIKES SPAIN!»
Posted on July 1, 2009 in Celebrity Gossip!
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Tags: Assholes | Goop | Gwyneth Paltrow | Spain
Gwyneth Paltroooooowwwwwwww! Killing it! Everything she does is perfect. Wait, what did I say? Everything she does is retarded? Perfect. From her latest issue of Goop: The summer before last, a mutual friend brought the lovely Katie Lee Joel and... CONTINUE READING WHAT IS YOUR GWYNETH PALTROW NAME?»
Posted on June 11, 2009 in Drinking Games
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Tags: Billy Joel | Goop | Gwyneth Paltrow
I hate Gwyneth Paltrow. As far as I'm concerned she's the aging bourgeois equivalent of Heidi and Spencer. Self-satisfied, detached from the world outside of her "clean" bubble, outrageously entitled, and overly confident in her planetary value. One could argue... CONTINUE READING GWYNETH PALTROW IS AS AWFUL IN PERSON AS SHE IS AS AN ABSTRACT CONCEPT»
Posted on June 5, 2009 in Late Night
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Tags: Conan O'Brien | Flavor Flav | Goop | Gwyneth Paltrow | Richard Branson | The Tonight Show
Gwyneth Paltrow stirred. A lilac scented breeze pushed gently at the diaphanous curtains of her castle aerie (two servants stood beneath her castle window, one waving a giant palm frond as the other squeezed a bulb of artisanal lilac oil... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: GWYNETH PALTROW NOURISHES HER INNER ASPECT»
Posted on May 21, 2009 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Assholes | Goop | Gwyneth Paltrow | Julian Casablancas | Poverty | The Strokes
Gwyneth Paltrow is a self-absorbed idiot who's completely disconnected from any rational sense of what the world is like for people who are not movie stars that own castles. And her lifestyle website is a piece of shit. Those are... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: GWYNETH PALTROW DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE IS TALKING ABOUT»
Posted on May 20, 2009 in Backlashes
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Tags: Goop | Gwyneth Paltrow | Hindu
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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