The Onion might have gone a little too far with this one. Then again, maybe they didn't. There is no way to tell. Mysteries are all around us.... CONTINUE READING VICTIM IN FATAL CAR ACCIDENT TRAGICALLY NOT GLENN BECK»
Posted on November 3, 2009 in WebJunk
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Tags: Glenn Beck | The Onion | Yikes
Oh boy. What is this buffoon even talking about anymore?! Remember when America pretended that AIDS didn't exist as we found ourselves mired in the Iran-Contra Affair? That Coke commercial aired during the 1980 Super Bowl. Is he seriously... CONTINUE READING GLENN BECK CRIES BECAUSE WE DON'T LIVE IN A COKE COMMERCIAL ANYMORE»
Posted on October 16, 2009 in Awkward Live TV
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Tags: Assholes | Crying | Glenn Beck
Asks Time Magazine. Here is a sample quote from the article, taken out of context: "yes." ... CONTINUE READING IS GLENN BECK BAD FOR AMERICA?»
Posted on September 18, 2009 in Newsmagazines
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Tags: Glenn Beck
Glenn Beck went on an amazing rant last night about Communist symbolism in American architecture (the scourge!), you should really watch it (here). I can't do an effective criticism of all his stupid, but this guy can, and does (via... CONTINUE READING OH GLENN BECK, YOU COMPLETE ME»
Posted on September 3, 2009 in Propaganda
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Tags: Art! | Communists | Glenn Beck
Like, duh. He is not a very smart person. Them is just FACTS. Oh, he has some strengths. Like, he's very good at making sure that words are constantly coming out of his mouth. Some of those words even come... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: GLENN BECK IS AN IDIOT»
Posted on August 31, 2009 in Newsmagazines
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Tags: Barack Obama | Glenn Beck | Health | Idiocracy
It was reported yesterday that 16 more companies have pulled their advertising dollars from Glenn Beck's talk show, including Airware Inc. (makers of Brez anti-snoring aids), Ancestry.com, AT&T, Blaine Labs Inc., Campbell Soup Company, Clorox, Ditech, The Elations Company, Experian... CONTINUE READING A STUPID PERSON'S PEDESTRIAN THOUGHTS ABOUT A COMPLICATED THING»
Posted on August 25, 2009 in Backlashes
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Tags: Advertising | FOX News | Glenn Beck
Glenn Beck sat at the head of a long table, enjoying a fine, populist cigar and a very expensive glass of humble whiskey, all paid for with money that he had earned by pulling up his Italian leather bootstraps. His... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: GLENN BECK HAS HIS DIAPER CHANGED»
Posted on July 16, 2009 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Babies | Diapers | Glenn Beck
Glenn Beck had a meltdown on his call-in radio program. Good for him! It's like a blowhard conservative pundit's bar mitzvah up in here. NOW BABY GLEN BECK IS A MAN-BABY! Look, I'm not even sure what either of them... CONTINUE READING CONGRATULATIONS, GLENN BECK, ON YOUR "WE'LL DO IT LIVE!" MOMENT»
Posted on July 16, 2009 in Feuds
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Tags: Glenn Beck | Glenn Beck Program | Melt Downs | The Best Show On WFMU | Tom Scharpling
Lots Of Love! OK, so, the confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor began yesterday. Now, as is the tradition in these proceedings, the first day is dedicated to opening statements from each of the senators on the Judiciary... CONTINUE READING GLENN BECK'S BRAIN IS A SOFTBALL»
Posted on July 14, 2009 in Bloopers, Politics
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Tags: Glenn Beck | Idiocracy | nunchucks | Sonia Sotomayor
Glenn Beck was on The O'Reilly Factor last night complaining about whatever, and he illustrated some point about ACORN with a Barbie dream house ripoff and a bunch of generic Barbie-type dolls. Glenn Beck plays with Barbies like a little... CONTINUE READING GLENN BECK PLAYS WITH TRANSGENDERED BARBIES»
Posted on June 24, 2009 in Politics
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Tags: Barbies | Bill O'Reilly | Glenn Beck
Making fun of Glenn Beck is so fish-in-a-barrel that it's recently become a national pastime, but somehow, Tuesday night, Stephen Colbert managed to rip the weepy, self-righteous, horrible Fox News crybaby and his stupid "9/12 Project" to such shreds that... CONTINUE READING STEPHEN COLBERT GIVES GLENN BECK SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT»
Posted on April 2, 2009 in Feuds, Late Night
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Tags: 9/11 | Girl Talk | Glenn Beck | of Montreal | Stephen Colbert | The Colbert Report
Last night's Daily Show made civic uproar fun again with two segments about outraged Americans: IndigNation! Populist Uprising '09 - The Enragening, about those who want to "teabag the White House," and the hilarious internet meme that is Glenn Beck,... CONTINUE READING THE DAILY SHOW MOCKS GLENN BECK, WHO IS CRAZY»
Posted on March 18, 2009 in Late Night, Politics
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Tags: Glenn Beck | John Oliver | Jon Stewart | The Daily Show
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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