Of course, millions of animals die every year, and we rarely hear their stories. It's only the famous (read: white) animals that get talked about. Nevertheless, light another candle in the wind for hakuna matata, or whatever. From the AP:... CONTINUE READING BELOVED GIRAFFE DIES FOR KEVIN JAMES'S ART»
Posted on September 16, 2009 in Death
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Tags: Giraffes | Heaven | Kevin James
Well, that was a half-assed episode, wasn't it? Ben Affleck was there even though he wasn't promoting anything (did he just call Lorne and tell him he had a Keith Olbermann impression?), and they gave air time to a desperate... CONTINUE READING SNL: JUST THE FUNNY PARTS: AT LEAST WE HAVE GIRAFFES»
Posted on November 3, 2008 in Sketch Comedy
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Tags: Alec Baldwin | Ben Affleck | Giraffes | Keith Olbermann | Paul Rudd | Robyn | Saturday Night Live
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