Fantastic Mr. Fox Continues To Look (Wait For It) Fantastic

New Fantastic Mr. Fox trailer, you guys: This movie just looks endlessly cute, charming, and endearing. I stand helpless before it. Or at least before its trailers. "But, Gabe, don't you think that it's just self-indulgent twee pop that blatantly... CONTINUE READING FANTASTIC MR. FOX CONTINUES TO LOOK (WAIT FOR IT) FANTASTIC»

Up In The Air Looks Pretty Good, I Guess!

Up in the Air trailer, you guys: I never read Walter Kirn's book when it came out, because the story of a businessman who's like some kind of Sonic the Hedgehog of frequent flyer miles (i.e. he is trying to... CONTINUE READING UP IN THE AIR LOOKS PRETTY GOOD, I GUESS!»

Speaking Of Children And Movies

Here is a featurette about the making of Wes Anderson's Fantastic Mr. Fox. They dropped their computer in the toilet, too, but on purpose.... CONTINUE READING SPEAKING OF CHILDREN AND MOVIES»

The Men Who Stare At Goats Should Have Been A Documentary

The Men Who Stare at Goats trailer, you guys: On the one hand, I'm glad that they turned Jon Ronson's book into a movie, because Jon Ronson's book was great, and Jon Ronson is great, and it's great when great... CONTINUE READING THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A DOCUMENTARY»

Fantastic Mr. Fox Looks (Wait For It) Fantastic

Fantastic Mr. Fox trailer, you guys: Oh, this looks great! It has such a nice homemade feel to it, like Wes Anderson got together with George Clooney and Bill Murray on a rainy Sunday afternoon and they put the whole... CONTINUE READING FANTASTIC MR. FOX LOOKS (WAIT FOR IT) FANTASTIC»

George Clooney Can Drunk Vlog All He Wants

George Clooney is in Chad, helping people, and he made this vlog about the gross bathroom he has to use in Chad, and then...well...just watch: What? Okay, as a person who loves George Clooney unconditionally, and who sometimes finds a... CONTINUE READING GEORGE CLOONEY CAN DRUNK VLOG ALL HE WANTS»

Posted on March 17, 2009 in Vlogging (17 comments)
Tags: Drunk | George Clooney | The Edge

George Clooney Returns To ER To Snuggle

I haven't seen ER since approximately 1996, but I do love George Clooney, so I tuned in to his brief return to the show last night. The episode, about a grandmother (Susan Sarandon) trying to find her daughter so they... CONTINUE READING GEORGE CLOONEY RETURNS TO ER TO SNUGGLE»

Posted on March 13, 2009 in Cameos (2 comments)
Tags: ER | George Clooney | Juliana Marguiles | Kanye West

George Clooney Loves Single-Serving Coffee Pods Even More Than French You-Know-What

George Clooney has done another commercial in Europe for little bullets made of coffee: He's like "Don't take my coffee-bullet, beautiful French Cloonhound!" I bet the people at the show ER, which still exists, are really mad that the Cloon... CONTINUE READING GEORGE CLOONEY LOVES SINGLE-SERVING COFFEE PODS EVEN MORE THAN FRENCH YOU-KNOW-WHAT»

Posted on October 13, 2008 in Commercials (2 comments)
Tags: French | George Clooney | Nespresso

Don Draper And Jimmy Kimmel: Unlikely Best Buddies

Jon Hamm, who plays Don Dreamy on Mad Men, was on Jimmy Kimmel Live Friday night to freak MM fans out with his facial hair, smiley face, and apparent best friendship with Kimmel, at whose house he spends every Sunday.... CONTINUE READING DON DRAPER AND JIMMY KIMMEL: UNLIKELY BEST BUDDIES»

Can You Believe These Fucking Guys Were Batman?

Now that it's been more than a month since the release of The Dark Knight and we can step back and finally have some perspective on the phenomenon of the second highest grossing movie of all time, one thing has... CONTINUE READING CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE FUCKING GUYS WERE BATMAN?»

George Clooney Is A Jerk And Brad Pitt Isn't Very Smart

There are two new "featurettes" for the Coen brothers' September comedy Burn After Reading. They're basically all the clips from the trailer of George Clooney's "womanizer" character, Harry, and Brad Pitt's "dumb" character, Chad. George Clooney as what seems like... CONTINUE READING GEORGE CLOONEY IS A JERK AND BRAD PITT ISN'T VERY SMART»

Posted on August 8, 2008 in Trailer (1 comments)
Tags: Brad Pitt | Burn After Reading | George Clooney

The New Burn After Reading Trailer Cuts The Bullshit

The idea of a Coen brothers movie starring Brad Pitt, George Clooney, John Malkovich, Frances McDormand, and Tilda Swinton seems like a no-brainer when it comes to marketing. And that seems to be the tactic they (they being Entertainment) used... CONTINUE READING THE NEW BURN AFTER READING TRAILER CUTS THE BULLSHIT»

Are The Coen Brothers Hiring?

Joel and Ethan Coen's Burn After Reading red band trailer, you guys: On days when a new picture surfaces on the internet showing Britney Spears eating Cheetoes with her vagina or proving once and for all that Amy Winehouse has... CONTINUE READING ARE THE COEN BROTHERS HIRING?»

George Clooney To Jargon In Jargon For The New Jargon Of Jon Ronson's Jargon

In casting news today, George Clooney has been signed on to star in a film adaptation of Jon Ronson's The Men Who Stare at Goats. From Variety: George Clooney will topline, and his Smoke House partner Grant Heslov will helm,... CONTINUE READING GEORGE CLOONEY TO JARGON IN JARGON FOR THE NEW JARGON OF JON RONSON'S JARGON»

Posted on May 16, 2008 in Wait For It... (0 comments)
Tags: George Clooney | Jon Ronson | The Men Who Stare At Goats | This American Life

Open Call For Jake Gyllenhaal Vs. David O. Russell Footage

There's trouble on the set of David O. Russell's new movie, Nailed. Russell is notorious for running high-tension sets, with his infamous George Clooney fist fight and Lilly Tomlin cunt battles. Now, James Caan has already walked off the set.... CONTINUE READING OPEN CALL FOR JAKE GYLLENHAAL VS. DAVID O. RUSSELL FOOTAGE»