Watch it here. It's basically like Cormac McCarthy's The Road, except instead of "fire" being a metaphor for humanity a bible is a metaphor for a bible. Also, machete-kata.... CONTINUE READING THE BOOK OF ELI TRAILER»
Posted on September 25, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Denzel Washington | Gary Oldman | Mila Kunis | Radiohead | The Book Of Eli
All you should know before watching the trailer for Tiptoes is that it's an ACTUAL MOVIE from 2003 and not some fake trailer from Tropic Thunder, and that it stars Kate Beckinsale, Matthew McConaughey...and Gary Oldman in "the role of... CONTINUE READING HOLY SHIT, TIPTOES!»
Posted on April 28, 2009 in Really Bad Movies, Trailer
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Tags: Gary Oldman | Kate Beckinsale | Matthew McConaughey | Patricia Arquette | Peter Dinklage | Tiptoes
I recently experienced a generation gap at a viewing party for the season premiere of The Pick Up Artist when I mentioned Bill Cosby's Picture Pages and was greeted by a silent room of blank faces. Admittedly, all my friends... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: LOST IN SPACE»
Posted on November 24, 2008 in The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
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Tags: Gary Oldman | Heather Graham | Lost In Space | Matt LeBlanc | William Hurt
We've all seen the exciting Dark Knight trailers when we went to the theater for Spiderwick Chronicles opening weekend, but here's the first TV spot: Nothing too much new here, but it's nice to know that there are going to... CONTINUE READING DARK KNIGHT TV SPOT WOULD LOVE TO COME TO YOUR DINNER PARTY»
Posted on May 12, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Aaron Eckhardt | Batman | Christian Bale | Gary Oldman | Heath Ledger | Maggie Gyllenhaal | Michael Caine | Morgan Freeman | The Dark Knight
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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