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Apr 10th 125 Comments
By now, you have probably seen the video that Casey Niestat either did or did not make for Nike in which he supposedly squanders his entire budget to go on a trip around the world with his friend Max…   Read Story »
Mar 2nd 30 Comments
We flew all the way to England and made this PSA about "rubbish" collection to tell you thank you for using our website. Music by Kelly Conaboy. Lyrics and melody by Gabe Delahaye. (Thanks for the…   Read Story »
Feb 10th 25 Comments
How are you going to celebrate this important occasion?   Read Story »
Jan 9th 35 Comments
Yuck. Why is he talking like that? He sounds like he's trying out for the role of "Precocious Baby" in Who Framed Roger Rabbit 2. And why is everyone SO dirty? It seems like we might need to address,…   Read Story »
Aug 26th, 2011 26 Comments
"We've all heard of Snakes on a Plane but what about snakes in your pants? And this was no movie." IS THERE A NOBEL PRIZE FOR NEWS?!
"There's a great joke in there, but this is a family…   Read Story »
Aug 4th, 2011 22 Comments
The E! network announced today that not only will it be broadcasting Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kris Humphries, but that this special event will be four hours long. PURRRRRRFECT. Unrelated: do you…   Read Story »
Jan 5th, 2011 31 Comments
Duh Aficionado Magazine has the scoop!   Read Story »
Aug 23rd, 2010 35 Comments
This is genuinely terrible. Some piece of shit LITTER LOUT was caught by a surveillance camera throwing a cat in the garbage. BOOO! Where is the barrister so he can lock her up in lorry and throw…   Read Story »
Jun 1st, 2010 128 Comments
McDonald's has released a commercial in France featuring a (le gasp) gay person!
Oh wow, this is about to get so complicated! These guys know what I'm talking about. Because on the one hand,…   Read Story »
May 4th, 2010 111 Comments
Due to popular un-demand (un-demand?) we will not be recapping the second season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. And after watching last night's premiere episode, I'm glad things went the way…   Read Story »


























