Dear Summer of 2010, I am writing to you from the summer of 2009. Do you remember it? What a summer it has been so far, and it is only July! For one thing, many people have died. Summer bummer! Ed…   Read Story »

Marlon Brando was one of the greatest actors who ever lived. Ah-no-duh! He seethed with a tempestuous anger and bristled with an animal sexuality, is what someone would say if they were pretentious…   Read Story »

EXT. ROOFTOP - DAY The cops are closing in on Jason Statham, who is shirtless and wearing nothing but black trousers and well-polished shoes. He is standing at the edge of the roof, ready to jump,…   Read Story »

Remember on election night 2008 (Always Remember) when CNN brought in Will.i.am as a holographic guest expert? That was so bad and ridiculous! This is worse. Nice try, Fergie. It's cute how she…   Read Story »

Like you, I've always been worried that when it was time to go to space I would be forced to suck my coffee out of a bag, rather than being able to enjoy my coffee from a cup. Not so! This clip from…   Read Story »

I meant to write about this yesterday, but did anyone notice Chris Eigeman on this week's Fringe? He played an evil pharmaceutical CEO who is using humans as experimental weapons blah blah blah the…   Read Story »

I think it's long time someone finally had the courage to say who gives a fuck about jet packs. I'm sorry, guys, but this is an outdated future technology that we don't need to fantasize about…   Read Story »