BASICALLY. Touchable holography? Get out of this town! Hahaha, baby elephant! In your pocket! The future is here, my ninjas. BALLIN'! That is pretty magical, if you think about it. But somehow it doesn't seem that magical in watching this... CONTINUE READING WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH A HOLOGRAM?»
Posted on August 7, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: Future | Holograms | Max Headroom | Nerds | Touchable Holography
One of the most popular topics of conversations on the internet these days is whether or not print media is dying. The short answer is: probably. The longer answer tends to involve some kind of complicated math between the shifting... CONTINUE READING WHY NEWSPAPERS ARE DYING, IN TWO MINUTES»
Posted on August 6, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans
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Tags: Animals | Death | Future | Interviews | Journalism | Kindle | Newspapers | Publishing
Well, this is terrifying. So, I guess the new iPhone has a video camera on it? I wouldn't know, I have an OLD iPhone. Boo hoo. These guys know what I'm talking about. Anyway, now that the new iPhones have... CONTINUE READING HOW I DIDN'T BOTHER TO MEET YOUR MOTHER»
Posted on July 23, 2009 in Dream Merch, Free Advertising
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Tags: Apple | Future | Internet 1.0 | iPhone
Dear Summer of 2010, I am writing to you from the summer of 2009. Do you remember it? What a summer it has been so far, and it is only July! For one thing, many people have died. Summer bummer!... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER TO THE SUMMER OF 2010»
Posted on July 22, 2009 in An Open Letter
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Tags: Future | Wipeout
Marlon Brando was one of the greatest actors who ever lived. Ah-no-duh! He seethed with a tempestuous anger and bristled with an animal sexuality, is what someone would say if they were pretentious and wanted to sound smart when they... CONTINUE READING WHO WILL BE THE NEXT MARLON BRANDO?»
Posted on June 12, 2009 in The Ultimate Argument Settler
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Tags: Future | Marlon Brando | National Failures
EXT. ROOFTOP - DAY The cops are closing in on Jason Statham, who is shirtless and wearing nothing but black trousers and well-polished shoes. He is standing at the edge of the roof, ready to jump, but the cops already... CONTINUE READING THIS DUDE'S DEFINITELY GOING TO BE IN A SHITTY ACTION MOVIE SOON»
Posted on April 22, 2009 in Sports
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Tags: BMX | Future | Parkour
Remember on election night 2008 (Always Remember) when CNN brought in Will.i.am as a holographic guest expert? That was so bad and ridiculous! This is worse. Nice try, Fergie. It's cute how she acts like she's a queen deigning to... CONTINUE READING GOD MADE THE BLACK EYED PEAS STUPID, SCIENCE MADE THEM STUPIDER»
Posted on April 16, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Black Eyed Peas | Future
Like you, I've always been worried that when it was time to go to space I would be forced to suck my coffee out of a bag, rather than being able to enjoy my coffee from a cup. Not so!... CONTINUE READING HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR SPACE COFFEE? »
Posted on November 24, 2008 in Science
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Tags: Coffee | Coldplay | Future | Space
I meant to write about this yesterday, but did anyone notice Chris Eigeman on this week's Fringe? He played an evil pharmaceutical CEO who is using humans as experimental weapons blah blah blah the pattern. He was a real patternhead.... CONTINUE READING DID THIS WEEK'S FRINGE PREDICT THE FUTURE OF CHUCK BASS?»
Posted on October 23, 2008 in Where Are They Now?
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Tags: Chris Eigeman | Chuck Bass | Ed Westwick | Fringe | Future
I think it's long time someone finally had the courage to say who gives a fuck about jet packs. I'm sorry, guys, but this is an outdated future technology that we don't need to fantasize about anymore. That's right,... CONTINUE READING A NOTE ABOUT JET PACKS»
Posted on August 27, 2008 in Backlashes
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Tags: Future | Jet Packs
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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