Jeremy Piven takes his case for the Great Mercury Poisoning of 2009 to the people. The part where he INVOKES THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION is pretty genius.... CONTINUE READING JEREMY PIVEN TAKING HIS SUSHI LIES TO THE NEXT LEVEL »
Posted on September 2, 2009 in Late Night
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Tags: Barack Obama | David Letterman | Fucking Liars | Health | Jeremy Piven | Sushi
Saw is fucking stupid. And I'm just going to assume that all of the sequels are equally fucking stupid. (Probably not as stupid as the Saw roller coaster, though.) Personally, I have not seen them. I recognize that it's a... CONTINUE READING THIS RED BAND CLIP FROM SAW VI IS EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THE SAW FRANCHISE»
Posted on July 23, 2009 in Hate-Watching
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Tags: Fucking Liars | Horror Survival | Nightmares | Saw | Saw II | Saw III | Saw IV | Saw V | Saw VI | Tobin Bell
Remember when Jeremy Piven was in that play in New York but then he quit suddenly, obviously because he just didn't feel like doing it anymore, but claimed that it was because he ate too much sushi? And he had... CONTINUE READING JEREMY PIVEN CONFIDENT THAT THIS FISH LIE IS EVENTUALLY GOING TO STICK»
Posted on June 19, 2009 in Where Are They Now?
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Tags: Fucking Liars | Jeremy Piven | Sushi
There will be a long article about Conan O'Brien's ascension to the Tonight Show in this weekend's New York Times Sunday Magazine, but it's available on-line now! Because it's the future! Anyway, it's an interesting article, you should learn how... CONTINUE READING JAY LENO IS AS BAD AT METAPHORS AS HE IS AT HOSTING A LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW»
Posted on May 21, 2009 in Behind The Scenes, Late Night
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Tags: Conan O'Brien | Fucking Liars | Jay Leno | The Tonight Show
Earlier this month, it was announced that Martin Scorsese would be directing a biopic about Frank Sinatra. Sure. "Natch." (Yuck.) But while that may be true and make sense, what is not true and what does not make sense is... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: JAMIE FOXX WILL NOT PLAY FRANK SINATRA»
Posted on May 19, 2009 in Casting Calls
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Tags: Biopics | Frank Sinatra | Fucking Liars | Jamie Foxx
First Heidi and Spencer got married. Then it was revealed that they weren't legally married, just Mexican Vacation Married. Then it was revealed that their wedding rings were actually discarded sex toys. Then, on this week's episode, we finally saw... CONTINUE READING HEIDI AND SPENCER ARE EVEN FAKER MAN AND FAKER WIFE THAN WE THOUGHT»
Posted on December 17, 2008 in Behind The Scenes, Spoilers
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Tags: Fucking Liars | Heidi Montag | Spencer Pratt | The Hills | Wedding
As we all know (every single one of us), the winner of Season 1 of The Pick Up Artist, Kosmo, turned out to be a struggling actor named Alvaro Orlando, who had an online acting reel and everything. He was... CONTINUE READING FUCKING LIARS: THE PICK UP ARTIST 2 CONTESTANT GREG IS A RINGER!»
Posted on November 17, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Alvaro Orlando | Delahaydge Siren | Fucking Liars | Greg Fellows | Mystery | The Pick Up Artist
Kim Zolciak, the only white housewife in Altanta, who is also not a wife, is a fucking liar. Look, giving people on reality TV a hard time for contradicting themselves or for engaging in self-serving, sub-respectable behavior is like shooting... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: KIM ZOLCIAK IS A FUCKING LIAR»
Posted on October 22, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Fucking Liars | Kim Zolciak | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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