The story broke last night that Jenny Slate and Nasim Pedrad are the newest cast-members to be joining this season's cast of Saturday Night Live. I've been thinking about this post for a few days, ever since I found out... CONTINUE READING OMFG, JENNY SLATE IS THE NEWEST CAST MEMBER ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIFE»
Posted on September 2, 2009 in
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Tags: Friendship | Jenny Slate | Nasim Pedrad | Saturday Night Live
[Dramatization] Friend 1: Want to come over later? Friend 2: I don't know. Why? Friend 1: That is kind of a weird way to answer that question. I guess because we are friends, and we like to hang out, and... CONTINUE READING PARTY! PIZZA PARTY! VIDEO PIZZA PARTY!»
Posted on August 11, 2009 in
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Tags: Arctic Monkeys | Friendship | Parties | Pizza | Video Pizza
First thing in the morning, Jon Gosselin cracked open a Diet Red Bull and ironed his favorite Ed Hardy shirt. It had a tiger made out of barbed wire fucking a dolphin in the mouth in the center of a... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: JON GOSSELIN HANGS OUT WITH HIS FRIENDS»
Posted on July 30, 2009 in
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Tags: Ed Hardy | Friendship | Jon Gosselin | Michael Lohan
Man, this guy Jon Gosselin (whoever that is) has awful taste in friends. First he became friends with Christian Audigier, of Ed Hardy, and here he is hanging out with Michael Lohan. With friends like these, who needs nightmares? I... CONTINUE READING OH BOY, WHO SHOULD JON GOSSELIN BE FRIENDS WITH NEXT?»
Posted on July 27, 2009 in
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Tags: Ed Hardy | Friendship | Idiocracy | Jon And Kate Plus 8 | Jon Gosselin | Michael Lohan | National Failures
I went to see Dustin Diamond perform at a local comedy club. I had a few drinks. Post-show, he was standing outside of the club taking Polaroids with fans and signing autographs. I told him that we were going to... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: I DIDN'T FUCK SCREECH»
Posted on July 9, 2009 in
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Tags: Dustin Diamond | Friendship | Screech
I've never wished that I was friends with Kanye before. I like his music. I think his silly boasting is funny. He seems like a perfectly nice person, especially for a fame. But I've been happy admiring him from... CONTINUE READING WHOOPS, KANYE WEST, YOU MADE THIS»
Posted on January 26, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Fashion | Friendship | Kanye West | Louis Vuitton
The New York Post has some interesting casting news this morning about the next Batman movie, and not a moment too soon! That movie's not coming out for a billion years, there's no script yet, and we're still embroiled in... CONTINUE READING ANGELINA JOLIE ASKS HER BEST ADULTFRIENDFINDER FOR ADVICE»
Posted on August 12, 2008 in
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Batman | Friendship | Tera Patrick