They only have your best interest at heart. (Via BuzzFeed.)   Read Story »

Schwarzenegger posted this photo of him and Sylvester Stallone in pre-op together waiting for their simultaneous shoulder surgeries along with the following caption: After all the action, stunts &…   Read Story »

Congratulations, dorks, you are about to get your first good night's sleep in 26 years because the mysterious relationship between a teenage boy and reclusive scientist has finally been explained.   Read Story »

Hahahaha. Looking good, boys. Looking GREAT! You know, no one really talks about how weird it is that wax sculptures is even still a THING in 2011. That's very weird! How is that even still a thing?!…   Read Story »

From Deadline Hollywood: "HBO is teaming with Will Ferrell and Adam McKay’s Gary Sanchez and actress Lizzy Caplan to develop a comedy series project based on actress/writer Julie Klausner’s…   Read Story »

The world is changed, you can feel it in the water. Literally. (Lord of the Ugh.) But seriously, we live in a vastly different world even from the one we lived in just 12 months ago. For one thing,…   Read Story »

Did you guys watch President Obama's first address to the nation from the oval office last night? He was, of course, speaking about the whole "giant hell hole in the floor of the fucking ocean…   Read Story »

So, it turns out that when you relaunch a blog, there are unforeseen problems. Such is the case that we are currently trying to untangle our seeming inability to actually post videos, thereby…   Read Story »

The story broke last night that Jenny Slate and Nasim Pedrad are the newest cast-members to be joining this season's cast of Saturday Night Live. I've been thinking about this post for a few days,…   Read Story »

[Dramatization] Friend 1: Want to come over later? Friend 2: I don't know. Why? Friend 1: That is kind of a weird way to answer that question. I guess because we are friends, and we like to hang…   Read Story »