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BUY MORE WHEAT THINS! OR DON'T! THIS IS JUST ONE OF THE ENDLESS CHOICES YOU WILL BE PRESENTED WITH BETWEEN THE DAY YOU ARE BORN AND THE DAY YOU DIE, BUT THIS ONE HAPPENS TO INVOLVE TRACY MORGAN…   Read Story »
Good looking out, CNN. Thanks for all of the BREAKING NEWS on this one. People in Syria are like, NO, TOTALLY, IT'S CALLED PRIORITIES AND IT IS ALSO CALLED NEWS. And these tips are such great tips.…   Read Story »
Terrific food. Real people. Normal people. The room where Jack threw that party. Blueberries. A secret cave on vacation. Have the steak wink wink OR THE DUCK! Hahahahha. Close your eyes and put your…   Read Story »
I honestly cannot think of anything to say about this video of Alicia Silverstone feeding her child mama bird style. That's why I made it your job. You say something about it. Caption…   Read Story »
A recent article in the New York Times about cookbook ghostwriters included a photo caption naming Julia Turshen as Gwyneth Paltrow's ghostwriter on her cookbook, My Father's Daughter. Sure! I mean,…   Read Story »
At the end of last week, a restaurant review "went viral" because that's the world we live in now. Writing for the Grand Forks Herald, Marilyn Hagerty reviewed the new Olive Garden in Grand Forks.…   Read Story »
When you're younger, your interests revolve around rock concerts and keg parties and cruising around all night with your friends in your mom's car. You'll drive by a group of older people with their…   Read Story »
The Travel channel is premiering a new reality show about a guy who gives bus tours of pizzas in Brooklyn. Don't fuhgettaboutit!   Read Story »
Now that the Paula Deen Asshole Train has pulled out of the station, someone broke off the brake handle and this thing is Chris Pine's Unstoppable! Look out for that bend! Paula Deen is going to fly…   Read Story »
SPOILER ALERT: I'm done with this show. This will be the last Videogum recap of Top Chef, boo hoo, I'm sure, but I am also just done as a person. Everything comes to an end. It was nice while it…   Read Story »