"You can put this on one of those wacko websites." Ugh. Do I come down to your work and slap the shark with a penis in its mouth out of your mouth? It's not my fault that I haven't... CONTINUE READING IT'S A SHARK WITH A PENIS IN ITS MOUTH KIND OF DAY»
Posted on August 25, 2009 in Cute As Balls
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Tags: Florida | Penises | Sharks
(via Dlisted) The best part is that he had TWO blow-up dolls in the car with him. He was tired of vanilla grocery store parking lot exhibitionist onanistic blow-up doll sex with just ONE "partner." What does he look... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: GUY WHO SEXES BLOW UP DOLLS IN PUBLIX PARKING LOT»
Posted on February 6, 2009 in Local News, That's Your Boyfriend
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Tags: Florida | Girls | Groceries | Sex
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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