I can't tell you how many times I've thought to myself "ENOUGH WITH THIS KITCHEN, WHERE IS A MACHINE FROM MR. T THAT I CAN USE TO MAKE GARBAGE FOOD." Just kidding, I can tell you how many times. Zero... CONTINUE READING MR. T PITIES THE FOOL WHO ENJOYS THINGS THAT DON'T TASTE LIKE SHIT»
Posted on September 5, 2008 in Free Advertising
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